The Super Bowl ads follow FOTTSP

I'm outraged, we were ahead of this trend but will anyone give us credit? I think they owe us some royalties for this. Next think you know awesome cat will be staring in the Super Bowl halftime.

Special thanks to Steph at the Red Clay Diaries

So I was looking for a video response to a comment Steph made on my blog (See the comment and response here) and found a treasure trove of videos that must find their home here. I'm gonna ration them out, butt here is the first installment.

The official coffee drink of FOTTSP?

'Nuff said.

Free BMan

No, it's not a give away. I noticed something disturbing today. Bman is still in the time-out corner. Now I can really get behind that if he had committed some heinous crime, such as suggesting that Awesome Cat wasn't awesome, or thinking that I live in Australia.

However it occurs to me that he was sent there a while ago as part of his initiation.

Now I'm as much in favour of a good hazing as the next guy. After all I'm sure we all have wonderful memories of the spanking machine. But this poor guy has been all alone in the corner ever since. Seriously. Someone might report us to Amnesty International.

I think the problem is that we have all been on our best behaviour around here for far too long. So in the interest of brotherly love (I am assuming b-man is a brother, otherwise that is a really weird nickname) I think one of us needs to take one for the team.

Someone needs to get themself sent to the time-out corner.

Any volunteers?

In the spirit of Christian monkey butt, we need to do something to free our fallen comrade.

So who wants to throw themselves at the mercy of the court for this one. Leave a comment, and tell us why you should be in the time-out corner.

I think I am in the lead at the moment for using the phrase Christian monkey butt in cold-blood. What say you?

Dear Facebook Friend:

The following is stuff I cut and pasted from Facebook that I have never opened. (Okay, I always respond to friend requests, but that one is kind of a long story that I'm not going to go into detail about.) Thank you, really. But please, if you're going to send me anything, just send me notes and flair. All that other stuff is just too distracting for me. I don't have any shiny vampire flair, yet. That would be awesome. Thank you again.

• 1 friend request


• 2 group invitations


• 1 a special bouquet of request


• 1 heart request


• 1 nicest person contes request


• 1 nicest person request


• 1 plant gift - request


• 1 animal gift - request


• 2 birthday requests


• 1 hug me invitation


• 4 birthday requests


• 1 best friend contest request


• 1 best friend request


• 2 easter eggs requests


• 1 animations request


• 2 water gun fight! requests


• 1 easter egg request


• 1 covered dishes from request


• 2 (lil) green patch requests


• 3 (lil) blue cove requests


• 1 mypersonality invitation


• 14 kidnap! requests


• 1 catbook friend invitation


• 1 super smash bros bra request


• 1 are you a true south request


• 1 james avery jewelry request


• 4 scriptures & uplifti requests


• 1 recruitment request


• 1 just jesus! request


• 1 god's word request


• 1 what musical are you invitation


• 3 80's nostalgia requests


• 1 i like you invitation


• 4 cause invitations


• 1 mafia wars request


• 2 requests


• 1 likeness quiz invitation


• 1 which fairytale are request


• 2 my girls friend requests


• 3 hugs invitations


• 1 valentine heart request


• 1 which mighty woman o request


• 1 mardi gras request


• 2 yoville crew requests


• 2 snowball requests


• 1 you're cool request


• 4 ismile requests


• 1 dancing bananas request


• 1 #!/usr/bin/mom invitation


• 2 snowball throwing requests


• 3 christmas ornament requests


• 1 holiday card e - invitation


• 3 birthday requests


• 1 cardsbook card request


• 1 music quiz request


• 1 glad we're friends request


• 1 xmas stocking request


• 1 christmas tree request

Here's a great friend request.

Speaking of Butts....

I wasn't going to post this because it is tasteless. But then, after viewing NICK'S MONKEY BUTT over and over, I decided that this is an improvement.


Two women went out to have a drink. They ended up having a few too many and started stumbling home around 2am. Halfway home, both of them had to use the bathroom worse then they ever had in their lives. The only secluded place nearby was a graveyard, so they decided to make the best of it. One woman relieved herself, used her underwear as toilet paper and threw them into the bushes. The other woman didn't want to leave her panties, so after she relieved herself she grabbed a piece of cloth from a nearby grave and used it. They continued on their way home.

The next day, the women's husbands were talking. The first husband says, "I think my wife is having an affair. Last night she came home drunk with no underwear on." The second husband says, "You think that's bad? Last night my wife came home drunk with a ribbon on her butt that said, 'We'll Never Forget You!'"

SINCE I CAN'T BEAT HIM, HERE IT IS, THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF NICK'S MONKEY BUTT! THERE YOU ARE NICK! SHOW OFF YOUR STUFF TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO SEE IT! SEE IF I CARE ANYMORE. I AM LEAVING NOW TO GO LOOK FOR A LIFE! I KNOW I LEFT ONE SOMEWHERE~!



Monkey Butts, Monkey Butts whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?



Lego Monkey Butt, he's moving on up.