'Cause I'm a rocket, man.

The 4th of July is over, but I seem to have a bit of it stuck to the bottom of my shoe... Oh wait. No. It's just a rocketman. Silly William Shatner.

Freaky Rainbow Room

Because you can never get enough literal videos, especially when they're as groovy as this one...

The official coffee drink of FOTTSP?

'Nuff said.

Is it too early to start Christmas shopping?

I know, I know. It's only May. But really, wouldn't it be nice to get some Christmas shopping done early? Need a gift idea? How's this...

So avoid the last minute Christmas rush. Get your log now. All the cool kids will be getting them.

Man Card applicants form cancan line here

Okay, yes. I admit it. I'm totally jealous of Katdish's honorary Man Card. How does she do it? The world may never know. But do you think that there's a Lesser Man Card out there for the rest of us? One for the non-Deadliest Catch crowd? How about the one that these guys are carrying?

Wendy's Awesome Suggestions

Always eat right before swimming. Who wants to have to get out again to get food?

Run with scissors because you'll get there faster.

It's all in fun until someone ruptures a spleen. Make sure to have your spleen checked before having fun.

Run around in traffic - it will give drivers a chance to earn points.

Put a screwdriver into a plug socket because it's cheaper than getting a perm.

Don't pay attention when you are using a table saw because you've got more than enough fingers.

Fart really loud then blame someone across the room. When someone calls you on it, tell them that the person across the room is a fart ventriloquist.

Keep Skittles in your belly button. You never know when you'll be up for a snack.

Teach your dog to type so they can spill all your secrets on Twitter.

Yikes!

Let me know if I am the only one who thinks scientists creating a star is a bad idea.

Editing help requested

So we've had a few snafus with our church bulletin and I thought maybe this group could help me edit and spellcheck before the next issue comes out. Those cute little blue-hairs who type just can't quite get it right. Perhaps there's no key on their typewriters with a little blue wheelchair.

Are you willing to help with our bulletin content?

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Please place your do nation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - Prayer and medication to follow.

I Play Well With Others and Only Occasionally Run With Scissors

So I go to work early this morning, you know....saving lives and stamping out disease like usual. And then I come home to Celine Dion singing about hot dogs, crocheted stars named "Frank" (just another word for "hot dog") and Blogger won't even let me comment because the comment box is gone! What's up with that? Seriously, I want to play, too! So I guess I've earned my own post.

So where's the bathroom? (no relation to the urinal post)

When my daughter was junior-highish, she belted out songs totally wrong, so listen carefully and see if you, too, can hear "...there's a bathroom on the right."

Which prompted me to take a picture of this sign at my family reunion last year.

I have never seen a blog with a different label for every post, which makes me think we all need to be medicated a little heavier. Katdish's ADD is contagious. I used to be much more stable, or perhaps it's just because I have to remain professional throughout the day, and that makes me go all random at night. And the fact that I cried myself silly after Bible study tonight just because I could.

My yoga pants and T-shirt are waiting for my bedtime, so I'm going into the bathroom to change. It's on the right.

All Politics Aside, History Being Made

I can't stop laughing at this, so I'll post it and maybe I'll shut up.