Free BMan

No, it's not a give away. I noticed something disturbing today. Bman is still in the time-out corner. Now I can really get behind that if he had committed some heinous crime, such as suggesting that Awesome Cat wasn't awesome, or thinking that I live in Australia.

However it occurs to me that he was sent there a while ago as part of his initiation.

Now I'm as much in favour of a good hazing as the next guy. After all I'm sure we all have wonderful memories of the spanking machine. But this poor guy has been all alone in the corner ever since. Seriously. Someone might report us to Amnesty International.

I think the problem is that we have all been on our best behaviour around here for far too long. So in the interest of brotherly love (I am assuming b-man is a brother, otherwise that is a really weird nickname) I think one of us needs to take one for the team.

Someone needs to get themself sent to the time-out corner.

Any volunteers?

In the spirit of Christian monkey butt, we need to do something to free our fallen comrade.

So who wants to throw themselves at the mercy of the court for this one. Leave a comment, and tell us why you should be in the time-out corner.

I think I am in the lead at the moment for using the phrase Christian monkey butt in cold-blood. What say you?

New Kid on the Block

That's right everyone.  There's a new guy here.  Bring on the hazing.

I really don't have anything to say, but I'm excited to be a part of this crazy, monkey-butt, not-so-secret group of bloggers.  It's some kind of very special something that attracts people to a group that's more concerned with humoring the other contributors than anyone else that might come to the page...

Heck, that's why most of these guys have Twitter accounts:  So they can rag on each other without logging onto the blog...  but hey, I'm all about that.  That's mostly what my regular blog is all about anyway... making fun of people.

I hope to bring some extra fun into this psychotic blog free-for-all.  I like a challenge.