Dear Facebook Friend:

The following is stuff I cut and pasted from Facebook that I have never opened. (Okay, I always respond to friend requests, but that one is kind of a long story that I'm not going to go into detail about.) Thank you, really. But please, if you're going to send me anything, just send me notes and flair. All that other stuff is just too distracting for me. I don't have any shiny vampire flair, yet. That would be awesome. Thank you again.

• 1 friend request


• 2 group invitations


• 1 a special bouquet of request


• 1 heart request


• 1 nicest person contes request


• 1 nicest person request


• 1 plant gift - request


• 1 animal gift - request


• 2 birthday requests


• 1 hug me invitation


• 4 birthday requests


• 1 best friend contest request


• 1 best friend request


• 2 easter eggs requests


• 1 animations request


• 2 water gun fight! requests


• 1 easter egg request


• 1 covered dishes from request


• 2 (lil) green patch requests


• 3 (lil) blue cove requests


• 1 mypersonality invitation


• 14 kidnap! requests


• 1 catbook friend invitation


• 1 super smash bros bra request


• 1 are you a true south request


• 1 james avery jewelry request


• 4 scriptures & uplifti requests


• 1 recruitment request


• 1 just jesus! request


• 1 god's word request


• 1 what musical are you invitation


• 3 80's nostalgia requests


• 1 i like you invitation


• 4 cause invitations


• 1 mafia wars request


• 2 requests


• 1 likeness quiz invitation


• 1 which fairytale are request


• 2 my girls friend requests


• 3 hugs invitations


• 1 valentine heart request


• 1 which mighty woman o request


• 1 mardi gras request


• 2 yoville crew requests


• 2 snowball requests


• 1 you're cool request


• 4 ismile requests


• 1 dancing bananas request


• 1 #!/usr/bin/mom invitation


• 2 snowball throwing requests


• 3 christmas ornament requests


• 1 holiday card e - invitation


• 3 birthday requests


• 1 cardsbook card request


• 1 music quiz request


• 1 glad we're friends request


• 1 xmas stocking request


• 1 christmas tree request

Here's a great friend request.