Uh, I think they spelled it wrong.

I love a good infomercial, don't you? Who knew there was so much stuff out there that I couldn't live without? But this one... Well, it's just special. Ladies, this product will complete us.

It's About Time!!!!

NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018 

Using 140 characters to their full potential

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The Twitter Ho-down - perverting our friends words for fun and profit

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For You On-the-Go Christians

I love working in ministry.  It gives me "hook-ups", if you will, to things you lay people couldn't dream of getting your hands on.  For instance:  what do the rest of you do if you're on a road trip and suddenly feel God calling you to join Him and your fellow travelers in communion?  You probably have to wait until you get back to your church, thus putting God off and disappointing Him mightily.

But those of us in ministry...well, we have that covered.

(My friend Timm, a youth pastor, thought the bottom one was Christian brass knuckles.  Those would be handy for a youth pastor, I think.  Just sayin)

I think we should all have these in our cars.  What if we have one of those "Ethiopian Eunuch" moments like Phillip did?  What if we lead a fellow traveler to follow Jesus, but there isn't a body of water around to baptize him?  No problem.  Just pull into a rest stop, and have communion. 

I get the non-profit rate and free shipping.  Let me know how many of these babies I can put you down for.

Ash Wednesday Song

Okay friends, tomorrow is Ash Wednesday. I probably will have a serious explanation on my blog tomorrow, but I saw this video on Ironic Catholic's site, and I had to share it with FOTTSP.
I hope no one is offended by it. I know I wasn't...

Because the small version just doesn't do it justice...

I love me a good pirate nun!

Tweeting with your imaginary friends

I love Twitter. Where else can you talk with so many imaginary people at once without people thinking you're crazy? Okay, maybe they still think you're crazy, but at least you're social and crazy. Good times.

The Trinity Ring

This came in the mail yesterday. I know, I was stunned by its beauty as well. As you can see, this is not a ring that just anyone can order. If you need the hook-up, you just let. me. know.

And guys, nothing says "Happy Valentines Day" like this ring. Maybe score bonus points with your sweetheart by pairing it with the Lord's Prayer Cross Necklace. You're welcome.

This will make your life complete!

Ever wish there was a way to take bacon with you wherever you went? Well guess what? Your dreams have come true!

Yes, the goodness of bacon yours for the squeezing! It's so practical and you can use it on anything! Life just doesn't get much better than this...

Patiently

Just thought I would add yet another entry into the blog carnival!

Bonus? I was TOTALLY at this concert! Fourth row - do you see me? It was at the Summit (now referred to as Joel Osteen's church - Grrr...)



Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find my hair brush and air guitar...

Because even SNL refused to air this

So Ashton Kutcher hosted Saturday Night Live this week. And apparently he did one of those fake commercials for them that they decided NOT to air. Fortunately, NBC DID put it online.

So I present to you... the next wave in social networking:

Sorry/You're welcome.

The Super Bowl ads follow FOTTSP

I'm outraged, we were ahead of this trend but will anyone give us credit? I think they owe us some royalties for this. Next think you know awesome cat will be staring in the Super Bowl halftime.

Hey everyone! Steph did a Twitter Ho-down post!

To honor this momentous occasion in which Steph is gracing us with at Twitter Ho-down post, I'm posting this post early. We all need the extra time to savor her writing and be thrilled with her presence in the Ho-down. But in all honesty... WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!! Now that that's been said, sign up with Mr. Linky below once you've finished your own less-than-Stephmazing post. No pressure or anything.