Sunday, February 28, 2010

Uh, I think they spelled it wrong.

I love a good infomercial, don't you? Who knew there was so much stuff out there that I couldn't live without? But this one... Well, it's just special. Ladies, this product will complete us.

18 comments:

Helen said...

OK. I think it would be fun to get stopped by a suburban cop and have it look like I am breast feeding a stuffed animal. The cops in the 'burbs around here don't see NEAR enough crazy!

katdish said...

Um...Sadly, I was not aware that this was a problem with some women. But yeah, they spelled it wrong.

Sarah Salter said...

I think I've got some old beanie babies in a box in the attic that I could use & save my $14.95...

Wendy said...

Sarah - Are your beanie babies lining up for the chance to do this? Boom chicka bow wow...

Coffee With Marty said...

Smirk. I feel like being a guy, I probably shouldn't be here. :D

Wendy said...

Marty - Nah. Just consider yourself being initiated. We're going easy on you. TWSS.

JML said...

What would they call it for a guy that had moobs. They have this kind of problem too ya know.

Just so you all know, I love this blog

JML said...

that had a typo. . .. it should say, "What would they call it for a guy that has moobs?"

but I digress

Wendy said...

JML - I liked it better the first time. Sounds like he went and had a moob job.

Jewda said...

Unfortunately, that number has been reassigned to the Jupiter Jack. Yeah, I called. I thought this had to be a spoof.

JML, those would have be some big moobs. Most huge moobs are accompanied by a gut big enough to keep the seatbelt off of them.

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Marni said...

"I can drive again!" Seriously? People quit driving before they shoved a stuffed animal between them and the seatbelt? Wow.

I'm with Sarah. I'm going cheap and reusing old Beanie Babies. Let's open an etsy shop and make rouge ones and sell them for $7.95.

♥ Kathy said...

This is too funny... I bet they sold A LOT!

Candy said...

Who has 5, count 'em FIVE boxes of brand new beanies in their basement that I can't even get a bite for on Craigslist? Yeah, me. Beanies. NWT for you veteran eBay folks. Mint. Retired. Every animal imaginable.
Holla. I even have boy beanies that would be perfect for moobs.

katdish said...

Candy, I'm coming to Iowa to de-crap your house. 5 boxes? That's ridiculous!

Candy said...

C'mon down, katdish. And remember the elephant crap? Yah, 4 boxes of that. At least it's in boxes.

Bring your paint brushes. Stay as long as you want.

Wendy said...

Candy - Have you tried ebay? I just looked 'em up and there are a couple that people are actually bidding on. Will miracles never cease? If that doesn't work out for you, I see a lot of tiddy bears in your future...

Shark Bait said...

I was waiting for the guy at 0:40 to say "My wife used to complain about the annoying shoulder strap, so I traded her in for this hot girlfriend and a sportscar."

Seriously, was I the only one who thought he looked like mid-life crisis material?