But those of us in ministry...well, we have that covered.
(My friend Timm, a youth pastor, thought the bottom one was Christian brass knuckles. Those would be handy for a youth pastor, I think. Just sayin)
I think we should all have these in our cars. What if we have one of those "Ethiopian Eunuch" moments like Phillip did? What if we lead a fellow traveler to follow Jesus, but there isn't a body of water around to baptize him? No problem. Just pull into a rest stop, and have communion.
I get the non-profit rate and free shipping. Let me know how many of these babies I can put you down for.