Wednesday, September 2, 2009

God's Blog Ultimate Audience Participation Awesome Essay Contest Spectacular!

Dear Smarty Pants,

Hello. Want to win a prize? More specifically, want to win a prize for talking about how awesome I am?

What am I even asking for? Of course you do. Which is why you are all going to head over to my blog and enter in the God's Blog Ultimate Audience Participation Awesome Essay Contest Spectacular!

I happen to have it on good authority (my own) that someone from this blog may or may not be crowned the champion. Just sayin'.

Love,

God

p.s. Moses sucks.

1 comment:

Helen said...

How many word essay? Please be exact, since you already know who is going to win, and how many words the winner used.