Each Saturday night here at Smarty Pants, Ethbay will be holding tutorial classes for all those wishing to become fluent in Pig Latin. Class size is limited and is offered on a first come-first served basis, so Ignsay Puay Odaytay!
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"Bring it...foo
Kurt Warner is Cool
And he's a Jesus Freak. Awesome.
No Longer Stolen, but Earned
And still very meaningful
Start a New Fashion Trend...
"SMARTY" PANTS!
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Who Knew Monkey Butts Offered So Much Protection
Thanks, Wendy, for figuring out how to get it here to be published. You are terrific. Which is why you truly, truly, truly belong on fottsp...Where all the contributers are terrific. And yes, I think I will speak for myself here...
Not only do I remember the commercial, I remember the naughty joke about the midget who got slapped. Put the puzzle pieces together yourself, people...
I have no idea what you people are talking about, so I'm just going to nod and smile. Yeah...that's it. Sure...slapping midgets and monkey butt casserole...sure... Just nod and smile. And back away slowly.
8 comments:
Why yes. I would agree.
And Gee, your hair smells terrific!
(anyone get that reference besides the old women like me?)
I'm an old woman like you, so I get the reference. Do you think they stopped making that shampoo just because the name was too long?
Not only do I remember the commercial, I remember the naughty joke about the midget who got slapped. Put the puzzle pieces together yourself, people...
Dang Helen!
This is truly a monkey butt casserole. Where did I find you people??
I have no idea what you people are talking about, so I'm just going to nod and smile. Yeah...that's it. Sure...slapping midgets and monkey butt casserole...sure... Just nod and smile. And back away slowly.
Aww, I've lost my uber geek status for getting everyone's posts to work correctly :(
Oh well, I know I'm still the biggest geek.
Nick, you'll never lose the title of biggest geek. Even your uber geek status. What would geekdom be without you?
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