I truly hate to bump the awesome that is David Crowder, but this was entirely too funny not to share. We always get a lovely publication called The Shopper on Mondays in our mailbox. Mostly, it's full of ads and classified ads. It almost never fails to crack me up because of the crazy stuff people are seeking/selling/auctions/etc. and it's a general nightmare of grammar and spelling mistakes. Plus you never know when you might find a good deal...
Anyway, this is the best one yet:
"Anyone who has loved ones buried in Little Flock Primitive Baptist Church Cemetary please call ***-***-****. We need to talk."
WHAT?!
So, who thinks I should call the number...
Ghastly Roommates
1 year ago
12 comments:
Twenty bucks Beth. I'll send you $20 if you'll call and get to the bottom of this and then report back!!!!
Okay, wait...$18.25
I spent some of the $20 I have on coffee this mornig. Sorry.
Hello??????
Pictures?!!!!
Tempting, Marni. I do need to start adding to the "Buy Beth a Real Digital Camera So She Quits Stealing Her Husband's Phone" fund...
Thus, no pictures.
Send me the number and I'll call them! No charge!
I feel you MUST.
Please????
Okay, really? What's taking you so long? We need to know what happened there!
I'll add the dollar seventy five to make it an even twenty.
I will add two more dollars if you do call that number :).
Do I hear $25? $30?
What if I get an answering machine...and THEN what do I say??? Ooooo...I'll just give 'em Sherri's number.
Beth, email me the number. I'll call it for free. And record it.
Wow, we've got a genuine mystery on our hands. How exciting!
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