I truly hate to bump the awesome that is David Crowder, but this was entirely too funny not to share. We always get a lovely publication called The Shopper on Mondays in our mailbox. Mostly, it's full of ads and classified ads. It almost never fails to crack me up because of the crazy stuff people are seeking/selling/auctions/etc. and it's a general nightmare of grammar and spelling mistakes. Plus you never know when you might find a good deal...
Anyway, this is the best one yet:
"Anyone who has loved ones buried in Little Flock Primitive Baptist Church Cemetary please call ***-***-****. We need to talk."
So, who thinks I should call the number...
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