Wednesday, June 24, 2009

A Letter

Dear Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants,

It seems you have neglected me lately. Wussup wid dat? Because of your apparent lack of need for me, I have decided to go on a vacation. I probably should go somewhere where all of you are not. Wouldn't want to show any favoritism, you know. I really like bass fishing and shopping for matching outfits for me and my poodle. Any suggestions?

Love,

Your Blog

17 comments:

Marni said...

Dear blog,

Your vacation should be called a "guilt-trip" if you ask me. We've all just been a little busy, but we didn't forget you. I'd like to point out, I posted to you twice in two days, so save that drama for your mama.

But I love you all the same.

xoxo Marni

Helen said...

Dear Blog,
You have been in my thoughts many times. I am just lacking a creative mind lately.
Read: Ironic Catholic is on hiatus and I have no one to steal ideas from...

Wendy said...

Dear big whiny blog,

Deal with it.

Love and kisses,
Wendy

Blog said...

Dear Marni,

You know I didn't mean you. I love you, Baby. Come back to me.

Blog said...

Dear Wendy,

Kiss my big monkey butt.

Blog said...

Dear Helen,

I just can't stay mad at you!

All my love...

katdish said...

Dear Blog,

You know we still love you. You should get on the twitter more often.

Love,

Your Administrator

Steph @Red Clay Diaries said...

Dear Blog,

I totally wanted to post to you, but everybody ELSE wouldn't let me. It's all THEIR fault.

Seriously.

I'm not kidding.

IRATE bman said...

Dear blog,

My blog must feel the same way...

Well, frankly, I've been in time out for weeks now, and under the bus for who knows how long?! How am I to contribute in this kind of ambiguous punishment? How?

Whatever. Now I'm upset. Cause now no one's going to want to write anything cause it's just going to seem like we're doing it to make you happy and not because we want to.

Way to go.

Whatever, dude. Whatever.

Tony C said...

I hear Argentina's nice this time of year...

Blog said...

Dear Kathy,

Administrate this!

Blog said...

Dear Steph,

Projecting blame on others will get you nowhere. I'm watching you...

Beth said...

Dear Bman,

I'm sensing some anger. Maybe you should see someone about that. I Bloggers Anonymous is accepting new members.

katdish said...

Dear Blog,

Aw, baby! Why you gotta be that way?

It's not you, it's me...

Beth said...

Crap. I forgot to put "Blog." Blog said it, not me, bman...

:P

Blog (definitely not Beth) said...

Tony C-

Got any vacation time coming? You, me, road trip to Argentina!

Tony C said...

Blog (definitely not Beth),

My lady friend in Argentina might get mad if I show up with another hot babe/blog...then again...it is Argentina.

I'll get back to you.