Dear Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants,
It seems you have neglected me lately. Wussup wid dat? Because of your apparent lack of need for me, I have decided to go on a vacation. I probably should go somewhere where all of you are not. Wouldn't want to show any favoritism, you know. I really like bass fishing and shopping for matching outfits for me and my poodle. Any suggestions?
1 day ago