Thursday, June 4, 2009

For the Moms

 I used to work in a church nursery so I can sympathize.  Don't worry.  It's perfectly safe!



New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt And Injury Free

(Editor's Note:  This is satirical... so, no hate mail.)

15 comments:

Nick the Geek said...

That's wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to start.

Helen said...

NtG, I am with you.

Wendy said...

What they said.

Beth said...

I found it funny. Wrong, but very funny. Especially the part about the clowns. Seriously, have you seen the crazy stuff they sell for babies? It's almost this bad.

Okay, it may be time for my therapy now...

katdish said...

Um, okay. I'm with Beth. I thought it was funny. Wrong, but funny.

Steph @Red Clay Diaries said...

I come down on the side of funny.

And what is this "wrong" of which you speak?...

Candace Jean July 16 said...

Nope, can't even find funny. Yep, very wrong. Understand it's satire, but wrong.

Anonymous said...

Not the least bit funny.

bman said...

Haha. Am I in time out again?

Shark Bait said...

A message from the legal department. The views expressed in the above clip are not necessarily those of FOTTSP or their contributors, nor their affiliates, associates or awesome cat. We do condone the shaking of infants, nor folding, spindling or mutilating. In fact we don't even know what "spindling" means.

Shark Bait said...

But that doesn't mean it wasn't funny.

Anonymous said...

first time visitor to this blog...found it from scl.

won't be coming back. i get that it's a satirical piece but as a mother to a small child i find it disturbing and not funny in the least.

Helen said...

anonymous, some of us contributors didn't find it funny either, however, we don't assume the worst about those who do, and write them off as unworthy. After all,I don't write you off for being prissy and judgemental.
Welcome, and feel free to come again anytime in spite of yourself!

Anonymous said...

wow.

helen, i'm very sorry if my comment offended you.

Helen said...

Anonymous, and I am sorry if I was too harsh. These are my friends. I don't always agree with them, nor they with me, but we have each other's backs.
I do mean it when I say, come back another time. We have an even wider assortment of posts than we do contributers (there are about twenty of us, and sometimes we are satirical, sometime nonsensical, and sometimes serious.)
If you do decide to come back, I promise to be nicer next time, provided I'm not feeling protective of my peeps. ;-)