I don't know how many of you live near the beach or a public pool, but we need to start preparing ourselves for summer...and the trauma that comes with it. I give you, "Mr Tiny-Thong Bikini Wearer" because we all know him and have to see him each year when swim suit season begins.
(Disclaimer: There are NO tiny-thong bikini pics associated with this video. I knew such a thing could cause my FOTTSP privileges to be revoked!)
(Other disclaimer: Budweiser is not the king of beers. Everyone knows it's Corona. But they don't have funny commercials, so there you go...)
Ghastly Roommates
1 year ago
6 comments:
I have never seen a Mr. tiny thong bikini wearer. I have seen plenty of Ms. but never a Mr. I'm going to go with "yay me," on that right there. I don't want to see some guy walking around in a thong bikini.
My summer warning is on my blog. If you are interested in getting mad at teens I can provide the venue and plenty of reasons. Of course then I'll be mad at you and that never ends well because I refuse to grow up.
And why (oh why?!?) are they always about 180 years old? I guess you stop caring what people think at 165? But WHY would you wear a thong bikini anyway? It canNOT be comfortable. Wouldn't a nice pair of trunks be better? Even the good ol' regular speedo is just embarrassing to me. I was so glad to see the Olympic swimmers start wearing those full body suits...
My beach motto: If it covers more skin, then I am in.
First of all, who are we speaking to when we say "how many of you live near a beach or public pool"? Last time I checked, not too many Eskimos read this blog. Although they might be lurkers.
Secondly, as Administrator of this blog, I would like to contribute this: The Power ThongOh, hey...Don't mention it.
I'VE BEEN STRUCK BLIND!!!!! If you value your eyesight, do NOT click on the power thong. Repeat. Do not click. *shudder* *gasp* *vomit*
We don't know that....Don't we have Alaskan readers? They could be Eskimo. What do you have against Eskimos, katdish.
I for one would like to say welcome to our Inuit brothers and sisters out there....
Power thong. I need to wash my eyeballs now.
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