Thursday, May 21, 2009

New Kid on the Block

That's right everyone.  There's a new guy here.  Bring on the hazing.

I really don't have anything to say, but I'm excited to be a part of this crazy, monkey-butt, not-so-secret group of bloggers.  It's some kind of very special something that attracts people to a group that's more concerned with humoring the other contributors than anyone else that might come to the page...

Heck, that's why most of these guys have Twitter accounts:  So they can rag on each other without logging onto the blog...  but hey, I'm all about that.  That's mostly what my regular blog is all about anyway... making fun of people.

I hope to bring some extra fun into this psychotic blog free-for-all.  I like a challenge.

25 comments:

Nick the Geek said...

Operation hazing bman commenced.

Wendy said...

Welcome bman! Have you been through the spanking machine yet? You were warned about the spanking machine, weren't you?

Helen said...

Welcome bman. Don't worry, there is no spanking machine. We just say monkey butt until you are sick of it.

Wendy said...

Helen - Did you really have to go and tell him that there's no spanking machine? I almost had him lured in. Can we at least make him sit in the comfy chair?

Helen said...

We can even beat him with the soft cushions, and make him wait until after 11:00 for his tea....hazing can get ugly.

katdish said...

Just so you know...

Jeff and Tamara brought me an early Dishmas present this afternoon.

An entire gift array of Anti-Monkey butt products. Yes - they are real....

Jealous much?

Oh yeah...welcome to the insanity, Brian.

Candace Jean July 16 said...

So is bman on Twitter because let the harassing begin. We are now the Mag 19 and going strong. Need more horses and he needs a spot on the map.

Wendy said...

I could use a spot on the map, too...

Nick the Geek said...

bman = @Brian_Russell on twitter

Wendy I need to know where you spot goes. brians too

Nick the Geek said...

ps the sot can be semi generic like central illinois or whatever is correct for your location.

Wendy said...

NtG - near Seattle, WA

Shark Bait said...

If he's getting a spot, then I want one too!

Er... oh yeah. Welcome to the jungle bman.

<-SB><

Kelli said...

Welcome bman!

bman said...

Orlando, FL!

bman said...

You know, I'm really excited about this. Even though you guys are all completely insane... well, maybe not all of you, but the majority, it seems like a lot of fun!

Is this really all the hazing you guys could come up with?

Nick the Geek said...

actually that was all a trick to find out where you live. Most of us live quite a ways away so it will take a while for the forces to gather, but just as you've begun to suspect it was all a stupid joke BAM taser to the crotch. Or should that be ZAP?

Nick the Geek said...

SB where are you?

Helen said...

Sharkie is somewhere in Australia.

Nick the Geek said...

I know that much but Australia is bigger than Texas. In fact West Australia and Texas look pretty much the same.

Helen said...

I am becoming very concerned that we don't have enough people contributing to this blog. I think we should all start emailing katdish with suggestions on who to invite, so that we won't be one of them teeny tiny group blogs with hardly any contributors.

bman said...

Yeah, 19's a prime number too, so that's, like, bad luck and stuff.

Helen said...

I don't believe in luck. Just because I will quit a Computer Solitaire game if I get a third six to lay, that does not mean I believe in numerology. Numeronomy maybe, but not numerology....

Shark Bait said...

Bman - How dare you imply that there are sane people on this blog. You take that back.

NtG & Helen - I can narrow it down for you a little further. I am neither in Australia nor West Texas. I am in Africa. At the bottom. Slightly to the right. (Proudly South African)

Helen said...

Sharkie, Oh. So why did you leave Australia? What do you have against Australia? Australia is a great place. Ask Joanna...

katdish, Hey, maybe you can invite Joanna to join our team so that we won't be lonely and Australianless (now that Sharkie decided not to be Australian)!

Nick the Geek said...

SB I wasn't sure where to put you in South Africa but the southern reef seemed appropriate. You do like the view of the drop off right?