Run with scissors because you'll get there faster.
It's all in fun until someone ruptures a spleen. Make sure to have your spleen checked before having fun.
Run around in traffic - it will give drivers a chance to earn points.
Put a screwdriver into a plug socket because it's cheaper than getting a perm.
Don't pay attention when you are using a table saw because you've got more than enough fingers.
Fart really loud then blame someone across the room. When someone calls you on it, tell them that the person across the room is a fart ventriloquist.
Keep Skittles in your belly button. You never know when you'll be up for a snack.
Teach your dog to type so they can spill all your secrets on Twitter.
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Um, excuse me there. I had to teach my person to type. And we have a "no home talk" rule. Sometimes I obey it.
Without an opposable thumb, though, those scissors are a pai....oh look, a bunny!
A bunny with a pancake, how frigintastic is that?
Very cute. What is the bunny's name?
I'm guessing Bunnicula.
"I have no idea what you're talking about...so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head."
I think I just found my life verse.
Also, I will have you know that I have had a table saw accident and didn't lose any fingers. Although I did loose a big chunk of two of my finger prints, but that could be a good thing ....
You know, NtG, I can't say that I'm at all surprised by that...
How about "Don't worry about clean underwear. There has never been a case where the paramedics refused to take someone to the hospital because they didn't do laundry."
Wendy- you're just plain crazy. The photo/caption is hilarious and your list is very thought-provoking.
Ahhhh. Finally something other than monkey porn....
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