Each Saturday night here at Smarty Pants, Ethbay will be holding tutorial classes for all those wishing to become fluent in Pig Latin. Class size is limited and is offered on a first come-first served basis, so Ignsay Puay Odaytay!
Yeah, but when you bring droves of your friends over to his site.....I try to be on my best behavior when I visit him, but sometimes I just can't help leaving a little joke at a serious post. And compared to NtG, I am conservative! One week with us, and he could be dancing the salsa in Iowa with a monkey wearing a chicken foot necklace and a t-shirt saying "(!) (!) Rock ON ANNIE K" while complaining about the squirrel population in Joel Olsteens Church and wearing an eye patch. He might even forget how to spell! Do you want to be responsible for that. Hmmm?
With the reference to Billy on this blog, it just got kicked up a notch in the classy department. I have a feeling he's praying for all of you, err, I mean us.
We don't have monkeys in Iowa. We're terrified of that monkey flu.
I just want to say I was a respectable Youth Pastor before I met you all ... /sarcasm
Now that I got that out of my system ... Marni I can't help it I have to go with the "that's what she said/if you know what I mean" on that last one even if it sounds well beyond appropriate all by itself.
I may be Wendy, but that made no sense to me. Since when do I give awesome suggestions? I think she must have been confused by all the monkey butts. Or Awesome Cat. It happens.
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Isn't Billy worried that we will be a bad influence on him?
Seriously, Helen. He reads MY blog. That's gotta tell you something...
Yeah, but when you bring droves of your friends over to his site.....I try to be on my best behavior when I visit him, but sometimes I just can't help leaving a little joke at a serious post. And compared to NtG, I am conservative! One week with us, and he could be dancing the salsa in Iowa with a monkey wearing a chicken foot necklace and a t-shirt saying "(!) (!) Rock ON ANNIE K" while complaining about the squirrel population in Joel Olsteens Church and wearing an eye patch. He might even forget how to spell! Do you want to be responsible for that. Hmmm?
With the reference to Billy on this blog, it just got kicked up a notch in the classy department. I have a feeling he's praying for all of you, err, I mean us.
We don't have monkeys in Iowa. We're terrified of that monkey flu.
Finally, a classy blogger at FOTTSP!
I mean, ANOTHER classy blogger.
I hope he doesn't leave corrupted...
I hope he doesn't leave.
Hey Helen, is that Annie t-shirt available at a store near me, or do I have to order it online?
I'm sure Annie sells it on her site, don't you, Annie?
I looked on Etsy and just couldn't find it! Let me know if you do. Annie??
T-Shirt Ideas:
"I googled Helen's Buttcrack" (that's what she said)
"I big red monkey butt heart you!"
"Frigintastic!"
"FOTTSP: Yeah...we went there..."
and of course, "Awesome Cat"
What else?
How about FOTTSP emoticons?
(!) (!)
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Kat...we need a t-shirt about having our ashes shot at famous people via NtG t-shirt launcher.
How about "When I die, I want to be spread on Jon Bon Jovi" ??
Marni, the back of the t-shirt should say "Tell me again why I need to wait until I am dead..."
I just want to say I was a respectable Youth Pastor before I met you all ... /sarcasm
Now that I got that out of my system ... Marni I can't help it I have to go with the "that's what she said/if you know what I mean" on that last one even if it sounds well beyond appropriate all by itself.
Thanks for your awesome suggestions wendy! I can't wait to do that. Thanks for thinking of me! You're the best!
Whaaa...huh?
I know these comments are random, but where did Amy come from?
Hi Amy! Please pay no attention to all the monkey butts and all the other crap on the sidebars!
Crap??? CRAP? Only priceless, priceless works of art adorn our sidebars.
I may be Wendy, but that made no sense to me. Since when do I give awesome suggestions? I think she must have been confused by all the monkey butts. Or Awesome Cat. It happens.
Wendy -
Well, don't look now, but she's thanking you on Billy's blog, too!
There's another Wendy who reads my blog (there's probably thousands - snort!), maybe that was the confusion.
And yeah, good point about you awesome suggestions...
Hey, how did a monkey get in the time out chair?
Wendy - he just butted in.
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