Monday, April 27, 2009

Google Porn

It appears, that after Katdish's very provocative and revealing expose into the surly world of Google Analytics there have been some very busy Googlers trying to score some Annie K porn.

When I checked my Google Analytics this morning I was awed by the sheer numbers of folks out there who Googled 'Annie K boobs' in all it's forms. Do folks have nothing better to do? I got 36 hits on my site because of this. The most common of course, was 'annie k boobs'. It even got a little racy with 'annie k! boobs' (notice the exclamation point? Seriously. No one uses and exclamation point around my boobs.)

The kicker was 'annie k HUGE boobs'. I can only imagine this persons disappointment when they landed at Buzz by Annie's and found much less than a buzz from boobs. Really, there are waaaay more interesting things out there. And the closest you'll come to seeing porn on my site is me and my kids in the hot tub making dumb faces. In our bathing suits.

Whoever said 'if you Googled porn and ended up here' was a scholar indeed. Touche.

14 comments:

Matt @ The Church of No People said...

Annie, I saw some time ago that someone landed on my site looking for something similar, but I didn't want to say anything. Well, thanks for helping get some free traffic for me!

Annie K said...

Hey Matt, no prob. Glad I could help. (It's all about the sensationalism as I say.)

Candace Jean July 16 said...

All I get is "pretty feet in mouth," "boney toes," and "pretty vietnamese feet." Those would more appropriately belong to any of you.

And who put that cat in the time out chair...and linked it to sherri???

Wendy said...

Oh, come on now Annie. I'm sure your boobs rate an exclamation point. Or in the very least, a semi-colon. (!)(!)

Nick the Geek said...

I really want to know but don't want to know at the same time why people are specifically searching for Annie K nekkid?!?

Is there something you need to confess?

sherri said...

(.)(.)=Annie K.

followed by
!!!

Annie K said...

Nick, there are just some secrets I want to keep.

Wendy and Sherri - my daughter just did an eye roll and I'm ROTFLMAO.

Helen said...

Well, I do believe Annie's boobs gets more traffic than my butt crack...
Yes.
That's what she said....

katdish said...

On a serious note, I wonder if there's a internet porn star named Annie K (or one named Helen's Buttcrack for that matter.)

Annie K said...

Uh, Katdish...I don't think so.

sherri said...

Please Helen, DON'T google INTERNET PORN STAR NAMED HELEN! You know the graphic will be of her butt crack. Just let it rest.

Helen said...

Okay, sadly enough, I googled my own buttcrack. It only shows up at HLAC and BBA's.

Anonymous said...

fyi: http://www.process-productions.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15114

katdish said...

Well, there you go...

Obviously not our Annie K.