Each Saturday night here at Smarty Pants, Ethbay will be holding tutorial classes for all those wishing to become fluent in Pig Latin. Class size is limited and is offered on a first come-first served basis, so Ignsay Puay Odaytay!
Somebody had to "go there". That's all I could see in the picture, frankly.
I like the one about the dog being pissed. That looks like somthing my cats would do...and I have a Boxer named Howard ("80 pounds of stupid" as he's affectionately known in our house) who would fall for that trick if my cats could somehow pull it off.
KATDISH! BOOTSIE WAS THE LOVE OF ALL NINE OF MY LIVES. MY OTHER FOUR LIVES AREN'T WORTH LIVING WITHOUT HER! CRUELTY, THOU HAST A NAME, AND IT BE ROOFTOP! OH ROOFTOP, HOW COULD YOU?
And speaking of ninja squirrels... (what? you weren't?)
we have a 5th dan black belt squirrel here. He eats all the food from the bird feeder. Even with those squirrel-proof feeders, it was still disappearing. Then one day I caught him - hanging upside down from the screen porch screen, holding on with his hind feet and carefully grabbing paws-full of birdseed.
We showed him tho. I just stopped refilling the birdfeeder.
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Limber squirrels taste better cuz they aren't tough.
That first picture reminds me of how Bootsie died.....
Oh, you're just never gonna let that go are you Chester?
But you gotta admit, the attempt was pretty ballsy. (Yeah...I went there.)
Somebody had to "go there". That's all I could see in the picture, frankly.
I like the one about the dog being pissed. That looks like somthing my cats would do...and I have a Boxer named Howard ("80 pounds of stupid" as he's affectionately known in our house) who would fall for that trick if my cats could somehow pull it off.
I almost did but I'm more refined than that, but not by much.
KATDISH! BOOTSIE WAS THE LOVE OF ALL NINE OF MY LIVES. MY OTHER FOUR LIVES AREN'T WORTH LIVING WITHOUT HER!
CRUELTY, THOU HAST A NAME, AND IT BE ROOFTOP! OH ROOFTOP, HOW COULD YOU?
Muffin top!
Whoa. Chester's been smokin somethin.
And speaking of ninja squirrels...
(what? you weren't?)
we have a 5th dan black belt squirrel here. He eats all the food from the bird feeder. Even with those squirrel-proof feeders, it was still disappearing. Then one day I caught him - hanging upside down from the screen porch screen, holding on with his hind feet and carefully grabbing paws-full of birdseed.
We showed him tho. I just stopped refilling the birdfeeder.
Can he dodge bullets? I'm just saying.
Wasn't that squirrel in The Matrix?
The squirrel is there....but there is no spoon.
My favorite is Muffin Top.
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