Thursday, February 19, 2009

Yes, He Does.....

Jesus Saves

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.

They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.

He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.

He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"

God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."


♥ Kathy said...

That was awesome :)

Nick the Geek said...

reminds me of another joke. I'll have to remember to post it another time. Unfortunately I've probably heard every Jesus joke from the pulpit. The god ones always get a smile though, instead of a groan. This was a good one.

Ryan B said...

This is simply hilarious because I saw a kid wearing a shirt that said I have been CTRL+S by Jesus. It was excellent.

Abby said...

Ha! Loooove it! Will share this with friends...
Just wanted to say I adore this site. The collaboration of randomness is brilliant! :)
God bless you all,