Tuesday, May 25, 2010

If God had texted the Ten Commandments

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

1.no1 b4 me. srsly.
2.dnt wrshp pix/idols
3.no omg’s
4.no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5.pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6.dnt kill ppl
7.:-X only w/ m8
8.dnt steal
9.dnt lie re: bf
10.dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

6 comments:

Marni said...

I had to get my teenager to translate some of these for me. I know my commandments, but I don't speak "young texter" apparently ;-)

togetherforgood said...

I love that the last one says myob.

Tony C said...

Hilarious!

I started laughing and suddenly stopped when I realized how pathetic I am for understanding each of these...

Helen said...

I don't know what pos stands for, but I was otherwise able to follow this... So apparently I can understand this language, even though I don't speak it. Either that, or I remember how nonCatholics number the commandments...

Wendy said...

Yea, what does pos stand for?

♥ Kathy said...

how funny :) but I'm with Wendy & Helen...pos?