And the tweet goes on

You knew it was coming and now it's here. The Twitter Ho-down! You do have a twitter post, don't you? Everyone who's anyone does.

If you can't be a Twitter Ho...

Not everyone can be a Twitter Ho. But now, there's a book to help those who can't.



Bless you, Velvet Jones, for giving non-Twitter Ho's some hope.

Women's Herstory: Did you see what I just did there?

Did you know that March is Women's History Month? Not being in school anymore, I tend to forget who gets what month dedicated to them. I have also forgotten some key women in history and their contributions that changed the world. Don't get me wrong: I'm not a misogynist. I love women. I've just never had a convenient way to help me remember everything. Thanks to Will Forte, now I do. And in honor of all the lady contributors to this blog, I wish you all a Happy Women's Herstory month,.

There really is no excuse for this.

I think this video speaks for itself.

Jewda, this one's for you.

Another week, another Twitter Ho-down

Why yes, it is time for the Twitter Ho-down. Why do you ask?

Epic battle!

Oh sure, you may not have been thinking to yourself, Gee, I wonder who would win between Iron Man and Bruce Lee...

But, now you have the answer anyway.

I'm back, baby!

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

"Oh boy, oh boy, oh Danny..."

More Inappropriate Humor....

It looks like the Sham Wow guy is branching out...

I don't actually condone violence against women. Skip to the end if you can't watch the whole thing. Sham Wow guy gets it in the end....

Yes, there can be 2 posts in one day. The Twitter Ho-down.

Okay, yes. I forgot today was Friday. I blame Katdish. Why? Because it's always Katdish's fault. Somehow. Tweet 'em if you've got 'em folks!

And hey, don't forget to read the post after this one. It's new today, too. And you need the extra abuse this blog is dishing out.

eventually, things aren't so Wunder-ful

I've wanted to post these videos for a while now, but I wasn't sure if it fell in the "good taste" category. Then Katdish reminded me of what passed for good taste on this blog with the Wunder Boner video. And so, here are two great failed commercials for when things fail to be Wunder-ful. Did you hear that?

And now for something completely inappropriate...

Read: Perfect for this blog. A commercial made for a TWSS moment:

Look (Be Afraid) and Discuss.

And....GO!

In which I'm reminded of Helen

“And Then There Was Salsa” from Frito Lay Dips on Vimeo.

And then she said...

Yes, it's time for another Twitter Ho-down. A time for us to show off our brilliant tweets. And the other ones, too. So if you did a Twitter post this week, go ahead and sign up below with Mr. Linky. He loves a good sign up.

Help Us Make This Experience As Awkward As Possible

Okay. So I am going to need help from you all this week. You see, here in Chicago, the Archdiocese has been conducting a drive to bring nonChurchgoers back to Church. I am cool with that. I think that is a good idea. But my parish has gone the route of "Are there any newcomers in Church today. Please stand. Let's all clap and welcome them..."

I'm thinking that we could do even more to make them feel even more awkward. How you ask? I'm thinking to take this poll at the beginning of Mass, and then make the newcomers wear newspaper hats. Maybe we can even attach balloons onto their pew right behind their backs. After that, I am at a loss for suggestions. I plan on bringing this up to the Parish Council President, and I need some more ideas, in case Greg doesn't like the ones I have already come up with.

So. How do you like standing up in front of a congregation you don't know to be welcomed? (Can you tell I don't? And it is really awkward when visiting a small Church because you know they know they don't know you and not standing is the same as lying, so by not standing, you have just confessed being a liar to a congregation you don't even know.) How could we make you feel more awkward, er, I mean welcome?


And no fair borrowing ideas from this video! We need original ways to make people wonder why they even bothered!



I'm submitting this for Wendy's Life is Funny Blog Carnival. WhY? Because FOTTSPers have been lax in showing Wendy the love! You FOTTSPERS should really get with the program and start participating in Wendy's Life is Funny blog carnival. Why haven't you done that yet? C'mon! Get a right on that! TWSS.

Happy Birthday Jon Bon Jovi

Jon, many of the ladies here at FOTTSP love you (maybe some guys too, but they're afraid to admit it.  I digress).  On the off-chance you ever stop by, here's a little something to wish you a happy, happy birthday.  (Also, if you do stop by, I'M the one who posted this.  You can thank me by emailing me here.)



PS--I danced to this at my Senior prom and thought of you the whole time.  Okay, so I still do when I hear this song.  Don't tell my husband.

Cuz you're a cowgirl...

Happy Birthday, Marns! I promise you, if you go to meet Jesus before I do, it will be my honor to shoot your ashes directly at Jon Bon Jovi.