Monday, September 21, 2009

Tell Maniacal Katdish a Joke

Okay, so here's the scoop. People were conversating (yes, I know that's not a real word) on twitter this morning and Katdish was manically laughing about something. Peter Pollock suggested I make a picture of her laughing maniacally.

Alas, I could not, but I'll do you one better. I combed the interwebs and found this rare footage of Katdish laughing, how else, maniacally...so I thought we could turn this into a little game.

Here's how it works.
  1. You tell Maniacal Katdish a joke in the comments
  2. Then hit the play button on the audio player.
  3. She thinks all your jokes are downright HI-larious. With me so far?
Okay, I'll go first.
Hey Maniacal Katdish! Did you hear the one about the woman who gets onto a bus with her baby?

The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and give him a piece of your mind. Go ahead... I'll hold your monkey for you."








Now, it's your turn! Make Maniacal Katdish laugh with your best joke. You will be the hit of the party (and even if you're not, Maniacal Katdish still thinks you're great).

Please don't ask me why Maniacal Katdish sounds as if she's been smoking for 50 years because I do not know the answer to such a question. You could ask Maniacal Katdish, but she's only going to laugh at you.

Since this may be the final post I ever get to do here before my blog privileges are revoked, I would just like to borrow a line from a friend-- I'm sorry/you're welcome.

22 comments:

Helen said...

Jason, what if we just leave punchlines.

Yes. But this one is eating my popcorn.

Bridget Chumbley said...

Wow, I'm glad I'm not you, Jason. :)


Punchline: They take the psycho path.

jasonS said...

I would like to point out that Katdish and Maniacal Katdish (MK) are not the same person. MK is an evil twin... yeah, that's the ticket.

Here's my punchline:

"I know how you feel. My mom makes me ride in the stroller, too."

katdish said...

You know, when I saw the email notification, I was hesitant to come over here, but that's hardly that maniacal. I'll have to shoot my own video and post it here.

Now THAT will be maniacal.

And paybacks are hell, Jason.

Annie K said...

That's what she said.

Marni said...

Gaaaaa! Ya'll are killing me with the punchline only thing. My OCD is acting up since I don't know the jokes. I'm off to drown my sorrows in Ben and Jerry's. I hope you're happy.

Wendy said...

Helen - *snort!*

Yes, but what if we can't get the monkey to wear the tutu?

Anonymous said...

Priest,Minister, rabbi. All claim they can go into forest and convert a bear to their individual religions. They meet a week layer to compare results... Priest"I left the bear saying the rosary" Minister" It ended with me baptising my bear in the lake".....Rabbi Uh...I guess I shouldn't have started with the circumcision!

Nick the Geek said...

Duh, the big red truck.

Or in French

Duh, la grande rouge camion.

and another

I just said coach wasn't flying to hawaii.

oh, here is a great punchline, you don't even need the joke if you've seen Short Circuit<

"Whatever God wants he keeps."

Beth said...

Wow, Jason. You've outdone yourself!
I've only got one word:

Nightmares.


Yes, it's a compound word, but still one word.

Dory said...

What Beth, no punchline? Booooo....

;-)

Helen said...

Badgirl, Dory! I was supposed to say that!

Candace Jean July 16 said...

Punchline: "It's a knick-knack, Patty Black. Give the dog a loan."

Beth said...

I was so scared I couldn't think of any jokes.

Punchline:
Dwayne the bathtub! I'm dwowning!

katdish said...

Dear Steve,

Your mother is on the roof barking.

Annie K said...

That's no lady. That's my wife.

Pa-da-dum.

Annie K said...

I've got you fooled today, I'm not wearing any.

Candace Jean July 16 said...

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.

jasonS said...

Ah, you guys are hilarious! Nice...

Nick the Geek said...

Candy,

With you either way it involves drowning.

Shark Bait said...

"I didn't even know goats could yodel."

Sarah Salter said...

Punchline: In the dark.