Friday, June 26, 2009

Spanish 101

Think you aren't fluent in Spanish? Think again...

1. Cheese
My teachur tole me to use the word cheese in a sentence.
So I say: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder
My fren wanted to become a citizen, but she don't know how to read so I
shoulder.

4. Texas
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. Wheelchair
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

10. Chicken Wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. Harassment
My wife find me in bed with other women and I tole her, honey
harassment nothin' to me.

12. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. Body Wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids

6 comments:

Nick the Geek said...

what no comments? Come on I'm on vacation with a puking 5 year old and I've got time to comment.

Anyone want to trade lives with me for a few days?

katdish said...

Is that Spanish or redneck?

Nick the Geek said...

you know I had a dream last night that I met Jeff Foxworthy and I was chatting with him and he kept writing stuff down for his "redneck dictionary." I didn't know if I should be flattered or offended.

Steph @Red Clay Diaries said...

I'm going with Spanglish.

Oh, and I'm on vacation at the beach, and even I have time to comment.

Hello Eveebody!!!

katdish said...

Just to tell you, I am posting the cremation post with comments on my blog tomorrow. Yeah, I got nothing. But that never stopped me before.

sherri said...

I just re-read the cremation post comments and now I am worn out!

Were we all jacked up on Mt. Dew or what?
That was some good stuff!