Friday, April 24, 2009

Speaking of Butts....

I wasn't going to post this because it is tasteless. But then, after viewing NICK'S MONKEY BUTT over and over, I decided that this is an improvement.


Two women went out to have a drink. They ended up having a few too many and started stumbling home around 2am. Halfway home, both of them had to use the bathroom worse then they ever had in their lives. The only secluded place nearby was a graveyard, so they decided to make the best of it. One woman relieved herself, used her underwear as toilet paper and threw them into the bushes. The other woman didn't want to leave her panties, so after she relieved herself she grabbed a piece of cloth from a nearby grave and used it. They continued on their way home.

The next day, the women's husbands were talking. The first husband says, "I think my wife is having an affair. Last night she came home drunk with no underwear on." The second husband says, "You think that's bad? Last night my wife came home drunk with a ribbon on her butt that said, 'We'll Never Forget You!'"

SINCE I CAN'T BEAT HIM, HERE IT IS, THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF NICK'S MONKEY BUTT! THERE YOU ARE NICK! SHOW OFF YOUR STUFF TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO SEE IT! SEE IF I CARE ANYMORE. I AM LEAVING NOW TO GO LOOK FOR A LIFE! I KNOW I LEFT ONE SOMEWHERE~!



Monkey Butts, Monkey Butts whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?



Lego Monkey Butt, he's moving on up.

12 comments:

Helen said...

Candy, you should like this post better, provided that Nick and his monkey butt don't go messing with it.

Nick the Geek said...

Someone please help. Katdish sent the monkeys over and they have taken control. Must psot before I get cau

Candace Jean July 16 said...

Someone just got Nick with a spork. Finally!

Helen said...

Candy, google just hadn't caught up with Nick and his monkey butt yet. We just have to keep at it to make sure we will be number one and staying there.
Also, Nick keeps adding his monkey butt to this post, and others. I can't keep up with the monkey butt. Believe me when I say, it isn't me.

BHBlove said...

Monkey <3

Yeah that's how we roll. U human's think ur all that but just u wait. Soon we'll go see you in the zoo when we aren't picking each others butts.

Helen said...

Candy, I'm sorry. I can't keep up with him. If Nick wants to dedicate his life to showing off his monkey butt, there is nothing I can do to stop him if I still want to have a life. I am removing the handicuffs from my wrist and the computer, and moving on with my day.....I am going to do laundry, and pick up my uncle, and hang out with mom, and buy crepe paper, and do lesson plans, and make dinner, and read a book, and call some friends and do anything and everything possible to avoid Monkey business! LITERALLLY!

Nick the Geek said...

Katdish is gonna be sad she decided to watch a movie about sparkly vampires rather than this.

Nick the Geek said...

Oh and if you had just held on a bit longer ... I have to take the dog to the vet in a few minutes. I'm gonna take my camera just in case someone brings a monkey in. That would be frigintastic.

Harold the Dog said...

Congratulations FOTTSPers! You are number when for people googling "Nick's Monkey Butt".

Wendy said...

Is it monkey butt day? Did I miss the memo?

Helen said...

Wendy, not exactly. Nick is just obsessed with his monkey butt today. I have been trying to shield him, but it is becoming too much for me....

Helen said...

Ok, THAT was funny...