It seems that one of the brightest stars of The Fellowship of the Traveling Smartypants will be unable to write for us for awhile. Possibly 5 to 10 years, or 3 to 5 with good behavior. (Which we all know is a long shot at best.) It seems there was an unfortunate miscalculation with a t-shirt cannon, magnesium and an unsuspecting eyeball belonging to the only daughter of a small southern town. That's really all I have at the moment. The details are still sketchy.
This is an intern position. Your responsibilities will include, but not be limited to the following:
- Fixing uploaded video problems on this site and other sites written by the contributors of FOTTSP.
- Washing Katdish's car.
- Emptying Marni's ped egg.
- Emptying Peter P's peg egg. (Did I mention that the "P" stood for pirate?)
- Checking Sherri's comments for typos. (This actually could turn into a full time position.)
- Opening the occasional can of whup-ass on Nick the Geek.
- Whatever else we come up with.
Will you be one of the few, the shameless, the Smartypantsers?
19 comments:
Fear not, no eyes were lost last evening, though I did end up in handcuffs. Find out what happens When a Good Prank Goes Bad. I think everything got sorted out. Things should make more sense if I ever get the audio fixed on the video.
"Fear not, no eyes were lost last evening"
No, just minds.
Not to mention a little dignity.
Very little....I mean it is not like he was overflowing with it to begin with, Candy...
I'm highly dignified. Well, I can be. If I get in the right frame of mind and am not bored or distracted or ... hey did you hear about the shiny M&Ms?
I am spending way too much time with the criminal element around here. First Sticky-Arm Sherri, and now Nick-it.
What is a Fish to do?
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Shark Bait, my dear. Come to My house. It's nice and wholesome there. Today.
Could we add emptying Marni's Peg Egg to the list of requirements? I love how smooth and pretty it makes my feet, but gag when I have to empty it...
check that..Ped Egg. I think I caught typos disease from Sherri...
Marni -
Noted and updated.
gee everyone seems upset at having a prank pulled on them. You gotta admit it was pretty good though, and I didn't make Helen cuss this time so I'm getting better.
You'll have to refresh my memory, O Geeky One.
What prank?
When did I cuss at you?
Oh yeah....ANOTHER time when you were full of baloney.
It seems that happens a lot with you, doesn't it, O Geeky One.
Just wait till you see the PCB tat of the day tomorrow. It will be delightful, I'm sure!
WHat is PCB?
Oh wait, I got it, nevermind.
Peanuts Carrots and Bananas. It is for Bunicula
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Nick, don't you be taking my name and my cotton tail in vain! Geek!
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Hey I thought you couldn't speak. Must be an imposter
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