Thursday, April 2, 2009

New Position Available on FOTTSP


It seems that one of the brightest stars of The Fellowship of the Traveling Smartypants will be unable to write for us for awhile. Possibly 5 to 10 years, or 3 to 5 with good behavior. (Which we all know is a long shot at best.) It seems there was an unfortunate miscalculation with a t-shirt cannon, magnesium and an unsuspecting eyeball belonging to the only daughter of a small southern town. That's really all I have at the moment. The details are still sketchy.

This is an intern position. Your responsibilities will include, but not be limited to the following:
  1. Fixing uploaded video problems on this site and other sites written by the contributors of FOTTSP.
  2. Washing Katdish's car.
  3. Emptying Marni's ped egg.
  4. Emptying Peter P's peg egg. (Did I mention that the "P" stood for pirate?)
  5. Checking Sherri's comments for typos. (This actually could turn into a full time position.)
  6. Opening the occasional can of whup-ass on Nick the Geek.
  7. Whatever else we come up with.

Will you be one of the few, the shameless, the Smartypantsers?

19 comments:

Nick the Geek said...

Fear not, no eyes were lost last evening, though I did end up in handcuffs. Find out what happens When a Good Prank Goes Bad. I think everything got sorted out. Things should make more sense if I ever get the audio fixed on the video.

Helen said...

"Fear not, no eyes were lost last evening"
No, just minds.

Candace Jean July 16 said...

Not to mention a little dignity.

Helen said...

Very little....I mean it is not like he was overflowing with it to begin with, Candy...

Nick the Geek said...

I'm highly dignified. Well, I can be. If I get in the right frame of mind and am not bored or distracted or ... hey did you hear about the shiny M&Ms?

Shark Bait said...

I am spending way too much time with the criminal element around here. First Sticky-Arm Sherri, and now Nick-it.

What is a Fish to do?

<-SB><

Helen said...

Shark Bait, my dear. Come to My house. It's nice and wholesome there. Today.

Marni said...

Could we add emptying Marni's Peg Egg to the list of requirements? I love how smooth and pretty it makes my feet, but gag when I have to empty it...

Marni said...

check that..Ped Egg. I think I caught typos disease from Sherri...

katdish said...

Marni -

Noted and updated.

Nick the Geek said...

gee everyone seems upset at having a prank pulled on them. You gotta admit it was pretty good though, and I didn't make Helen cuss this time so I'm getting better.

Helen said...

You'll have to refresh my memory, O Geeky One.
What prank?
When did I cuss at you?

Helen said...

Oh yeah....ANOTHER time when you were full of baloney.
It seems that happens a lot with you, doesn't it, O Geeky One.

katdish said...

Just wait till you see the PCB tat of the day tomorrow. It will be delightful, I'm sure!

Helen said...

WHat is PCB?

Helen said...

Oh wait, I got it, nevermind.

Nick the Geek said...

Peanuts Carrots and Bananas. It is for Bunicula

( o )

Bunnicula and his cotton tail said...

Nick, don't you be taking my name and my cotton tail in vain! Geek!
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Nick the Geek said...

Hey I thought you couldn't speak. Must be an imposter