I’ve been waiting till after Easter to post this, because I thought its subject might be inappropriate for the holiday.
(Then again, I ask myself, HOW does that differ from any other FOTTSP post?)
Anywho. I got an email last week from a PR firm. (Yeah I know; this means I've arrived.)
They wanted me to promote the "Profiles in History" online auction of over 200 figures from the Hollywood Wax Museum.
Because the list included a number of Biblical figures, the PR guy suggested that I promote it during Easter season.
He kindly sent me a link to high-quality photos of the figures. And let me tell you, words cannot describe the beauty and lifelikeness of them all.
(I can’t imagine why any museum would be able to part with them.)
Behold, The Last Supper, in all its waxy glory:
Just in case you’re unclear… Jesus is the blond. Here’s another angle:
So realistic that I almost expect them to start speaking.
(And maybe asking Jesus where he gets his hair done.)
The museum has immortalized many other historical figures in wax, including some presidents.
Here’s the Great Communicator, Ronald Reagan:
I think maybe the two of them should switch suits. And Ronnie could loan Jack some of his extra neck skin.
I'm not sure if the museum is closing, or just replacing some figures. Either way, this may be just the birthday gift for someone you love.
For only $2,000 (minimum bid), you or your loved one can display THIS amazing representation of our Lord and Savior:
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