Each Saturday night here at Smarty Pants, Ethbay will be holding tutorial classes for all those wishing to become fluent in Pig Latin. Class size is limited and is offered on a first come-first served basis, so Ignsay Puay Odaytay!
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And he's a Jesus Freak. Awesome.
No Longer Stolen, but Earned
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Thursday, April 9, 2009
Birthday Gift for Katdish
I know that your birthday is still 4 months away, but I found the perfect gift for you and couldn't contain my excitement. When can "The Fellowship" get together and play?
Here are a few sample cards from the game:
Question 1: You are going to preach to thousands of people, what hair style do you pick? A. Bouffant B. 18th Century Powdered Wig C. Mullet
Question 2: You're on an airplane and find spilled water in your seat, what do you do? A. Pull a tissue out of your purse and wipe it up. B. Sit in it to show your humility. C. Harass the flight attendant until her butt bleeds.
Question 3: God is most interested in you... A. Getting the best parking spot B. Having a nice job C. All of the above
Question 4: Who is experiencing their best life now? A. The Christian that struggles with sin and doubt, but faithfully clings to God B. The martyred Christian in a foreign land C. Lakewood Church members
Question 5: Where do you go for comfort and inspiration in times of need? A. The Scriptures B. To a group of caring believers C. Private resort in the Rocky Mountains
If you answered "C" to every question, you win!
* The questions are not real, but unfortunately, the game is.