Friday, April 24, 2009

Dear Facebook Friend:

The following is stuff I cut and pasted from Facebook that I have never opened. (Okay, I always respond to friend requests, but that one is kind of a long story that I'm not going to go into detail about.) Thank you, really. But please, if you're going to send me anything, just send me notes and flair. All that other stuff is just too distracting for me. I don't have any shiny vampire flair, yet. That would be awesome. Thank you again.




Here's a great friend request.

11 comments:

katdish said...

Especially yo-ville requests. I don't get the fascination with yo-ville.

Nick the Geek said...

The list was too long so I stopped reading about 3 items in. Do any say anything about monkey butts?

Steph @Red Clay Diaries said...

The heck? What is a yoville?

I hate all those requests too. Especially the kidnap ones. Oh, and the pillow fights.

Candace Jean July 16 said...

I'm not much for FB at all, unless a status pops up in Tweetdeck and I can't keep my mouth shut. I ignore all that other stuff. My head is too full as it is.

Nick - you're so wrapped up in monkey butts that you forgot Ctrl-F???? I think an intervention is in order.

Helen said...

Katdish, if I have ever invited you to something obnoxious, then I (monkey butt) heartily apologize for it.

Nick the Geek said...

If I ever invited you to something obnoxious, it's probably your fault. Like the whole monkey butt thing.

Nick the Geek said...

The last comment was directed to katdish.

Helen said...

Nick, somehow I knew that. Although I do kind of accept some responsiblity for the monkey butt tag.....You're IT.....

Wendy said...

Isn't there a monkey butt group on Facebook?

Nick the Geek said...

Wendy, turns out there are a couple of them.

katdish said...

Do you want to hear something sad? If you google "monkey butt", there are hundreds of sites that come up. Also, someone's been googling Nick's monkey butt and showing up here. The list of suspects is at least as long as the contributors list here.