Saturday, March 14, 2009

What can we learn from worms

A minister thought that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were put in four separate jars. The jar was filled with alcohol,the second jar was full of cigarette smoke, the third jar was full of chocolate syrup, and the fourth jar was filled with clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
The third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
The fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation,’What did you learn from this demonstration?’

Maxine, sitting in the back of the church, quickly raised her hand and said,

‘As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!’


Wendy said...

Mommy? Why is my chocolate milk chewy?

♥ Kathy said...

ewwww but hahaha

Helen said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha. I love this joke! What was the point anyway? That we should eat dirt? ;-)