Saturday, March 14, 2009

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I'm going to be honest. When alert blogger and conspiracy theorist Timbo at The Wide World of Timbo
first suggested that animals were conspiring to take over the world by force, a was extremely skeptical. After all, he had only a photo of a bear and a cat together. Photos can be easily doctored. The following is an excerpt from his post:

On the surface, it may seem incongruous that the cats and the bears would unite, and I have to admit that even I have long predicted a monkey/bear alliance, which could still happen. If you think about it for a little bit, it makes sense. Cats sleep 22 hours a day. Bears sleep for months at a time. Cats like fish. Bears can fish. Cats like to interrupt humans while reading newspapers. Bears eat humans. The symbiotic relationship that exists between a cat and a bear is evident only when considered at length, but once discovered, eerily strong.

I have now reconsidered. Watch the following video and then decide for yourself if we are ever really safe when bears are learning ninja skills in clear view of the public.


Candace Jean July 16 said...

He's a BATON TWIRLER!!! A lost art. Chuck Norris could strangle him with a cordless phone.

Helen said...

The post made me think of this..

katdish said...


That's just the "devil may care" attitude they WANT you to have! I, for one, am stocking up on weapons grade ammunition, pork and beans and strawberry twizzlers!

Nick the Geek said...

Chuck turned 69 this year. I'm not saying he's old but when he was 3 he did his first round house and made the grand canyon.

sherri said...

I think the bear looks like he's in the rifle corps in the high school band.

Okay, maybe the grade school band, but still...I'm impressed.

Does seem to me that he/she has watched some sort of training video.

I'm with Katdish- I'll be stocking up on the necessities. I'm glad Velveeta has a long shelf life.

♥ Kathy said...

The bear is definitely more coordinated than I am lol I would have knocked myself out with the stick :)

Timbo said...

I have but two comments. First, I am not a conspiracy theorist, I am a visionary. A visionary with a particularly unique view of future events, but a visionary nevertheless. Second, that paragraph you quoted was pretty sweet. Tooting my own horn, I think I am pretty awesome at explaining how our animal overlords are plotting against us.