Just in time for your Christmas shopping

I guess some people just aren't ready to come out about their love of Snuggies...

If I could talk to the animals

A Handy / Dandy Scripture Chart

A friend from Church sent this to me in an email today.    I've said many of these things myself over the last few years.  Months.  Weeks.  Days...   I needed the reminder, and wanted to share this because I figure, hey, I'm probably not the only one.   

HANDY LITTLE CHART - GOD HAS A POSITIVE ANSWER:  

   

YOU SAY	GOD SAYS	BIBLE VERSES
You say: 'It's impossible'	God says:  All things are possible	( Luke 18:27)
You say: 'I'm too tired'	God says: I will give you rest	( Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: 'Nobody really loves me'	God says: I love you	( John 3:1  6 & John3:34 )
You say: 'I can't go on'	God says: My grace is sufficient	(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)
You say:  'I can't figure things out'	God says: I will direct your steps	(Proverbs 3:5-   6)
You say: 'I can't do it'	God says: You can do all things	( Philippians 4:13)
You say: 'I'm not able'	God says: I am able	(II Corinthians 9:8)
You say:'It's not worth it'	God says: It will be worth it	(Roman 8:28 )
You say: 'I can't forgive myself'	God says: I Forgive you	(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
You say: 'I can't manage'	God says: I will supply all your needs	( Philippians 4:19)
You say: 'I'm afraid'	God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear	( II Timothy 1:7)
You say: 'I'm always worried and frustrated'	God says: Cast all your cares on ME	(I Peter 5:7)
You say: 'I'm not smart enough'	God says: I give you wisdom	(I Corinthians 1:30)
You say: 'I feel all alone'	God says: I will never leave you or forsake you	(Hebrews 13:5)

Coolest Halloween light show. Ever.

Okay, I posted this over on my blog, but not everybody sees my blog. Why? I just don't know, but I'm busily hunting those people down as we speak. Since I'm a giver though, I didn't want anyone to miss out. So here's a video of the coolest Halloween light show ever. You're welcome.



If it's too small, you can click on the YouTube link at the bottom right of the screen and see it larger. It's worth the click.

Now THAT'S snazzy!

Love your Snuggie, but just not getting all the privacy you need? You need the Snazzy Napper! It makes napping in public much more comfortable. With it's burka-esque lines, you're sure to not stand out like a sore thumb! Just look!



Now get on the phone and order one now! Hey, with Christmas coming, you could take care of your whole gift list with one call! Hmmm... I wonder which color Katdish would want...

Happy Birthday Nick the Geek!

You know Nick, you're not getting any younger. And because I'm a good friend, and a giver, I wanted to share the following video with you, you know, so you'll know how to take care of that little problem you'll probably start having now that you're of advanced age and all. You're welcome. Oh, and Happy Birthday!

Does it feel like a party in here? Or is it just me?

You know, it's been a long time since we've had a good hullaballoo here at FOTTSP - a sad fact that we should fix right now! Everybody got their dancing shoes on?

Thunderbusters

Lame or awesome? I vote Awesome!

IT'S FRIDAY!

Have a great weekend at your nut house...I will be at mine!

Untitled (Because the Story is Too Awesome to Sum up in a Few Kitchy Words)

Hi everyone!  I know I have been neglecting this blog lately, and I am sorry.   By the time I usually see the funny videos, they have already made the rounds and I am sure you all have seen it by then.

But the other day I was looking at a blog that included this video.  It is NOT a silly video at all, though.   I hope that when God demands I pray for the "impossible", I listen even if I am afraid of looking like a dope.  

you'd better think before you cheat

I do not condone cheating on your special someone. I have no interest in cheating on Sarah. If I had any interest in doing so, it would have been erased seconds into this video. Holy cats.

Dogs of Glory

I have nothing to say about this video that can possible make it less disturbing than it already is.

You have been warned.

Pop, lock and drop it

Squirrels remind me of Steph because she loves them so.  So I dedicate this video to her.  If the squirrel had pop and locked, I would dedicate this to you Jon, but alas...

Finally, your dream of being a fast food worker can be realized

Not everyone is cut out for the job of fast food fry cook. But after watching the following video, you'll be well on your way.

Now get on out there and fry something!

Angry Panda

Cuddly and sweet? Not so fast....

In the name of good taste...I changed to a different funny video.

Okay...maybe my flatulent televangelist was over the top for most of you. My apologies...

But this aime of the flight attendant losing it has got to make you laugh! Steve Slater Hong Kong style.

Opulence - I has it

I freaking love this commercial...

Happy Birthday Katdish!

Katdish, I know I've given you this gift before, but I was thinking you might need a refresher. Happy Birthday!

Get up, Stand up and Dance- OR- How to Start a Cult

There are two kinds of people are prominent in the world; those who stand for something they believe in, and those who are weird and want attention.

People who hold out and separate themselves from the pack due to an undeniable belief in some principle will find themselves alone at times. They may or may not find some like-minded compatriot by their side, but if they do, everyone else had better watch out, because according to this short little gem of a video, a movement is about to begin.

Then there are those who are complete weirdos. These types are thinking (or not) on their own "plane of existence" and flail and hop around then call it dancing. If these people get their first follower, you can expect trends and terrible clothing lines to follow, maybe even a cult. If it becomes a movement, then you can anticipate a kool-aid craze and casualties to follow.

If you're a leader, which kind are you?

trololo

Usually when one of the teenagers tell me I should check out a song, I end up enjoying it. I do like much of what they like, even though I may not listen to it often on my own time. Of course, there are exceptions that I do not like at all: Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers, My Chemical Romance, and this guy: