A Handy / Dandy Scripture Chart

A friend from Church sent this to me in an email today.    I've said many of these things myself over the last few years.  Months.  Weeks.  Days...   I needed the reminder, and wanted to share this because I figure, hey, I'm probably not the only one.   

HANDY LITTLE CHART - GOD HAS A POSITIVE ANSWER:  

   

YOU SAY	GOD SAYS	BIBLE VERSES
You say: 'It's impossible'	God says:  All things are possible	( Luke 18:27)
You say: 'I'm too tired'	God says: I will give you rest	( Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: 'Nobody really loves me'	God says: I love you	( John 3:1  6 & John3:34 )
You say: 'I can't go on'	God says: My grace is sufficient	(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)
You say:  'I can't figure things out'	God says: I will direct your steps	(Proverbs 3:5-   6)
You say: 'I can't do it'	God says: You can do all things	( Philippians 4:13)
You say: 'I'm not able'	God says: I am able	(II Corinthians 9:8)
You say:'It's not worth it'	God says: It will be worth it	(Roman 8:28 )
You say: 'I can't forgive myself'	God says: I Forgive you	(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
You say: 'I can't manage'	God says: I will supply all your needs	( Philippians 4:19)
You say: 'I'm afraid'	God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear	( II Timothy 1:7)
You say: 'I'm always worried and frustrated'	God says: Cast all your cares on ME	(I Peter 5:7)
You say: 'I'm not smart enough'	God says: I give you wisdom	(I Corinthians 1:30)
You say: 'I feel all alone'	God says: I will never leave you or forsake you	(Hebrews 13:5)

Untitled (Because the Story is Too Awesome to Sum up in a Few Kitchy Words)

Hi everyone!  I know I have been neglecting this blog lately, and I am sorry.   By the time I usually see the funny videos, they have already made the rounds and I am sure you all have seen it by then.

But the other day I was looking at a blog that included this video.  It is NOT a silly video at all, though.   I hope that when God demands I pray for the "impossible", I listen even if I am afraid of looking like a dope.  

You know it's funny...go ahead and laugh.

With due credit to Michelle at Losing Michelle, I can laugh because I am one....Baptastic!

Did your Easter celebration lack meaning? Maybe it was your holiday decorations.

I’ve been waiting till after Easter to post this, because I thought its subject might be inappropriate for the holiday.

(Then again, I ask myself, HOW does that differ from any other FOTTSP post?)

Anywho. I got an email last week from a PR firm. (Yeah I know; this means I've arrived.)

They wanted me to promote the "Profiles in History" online auction of over 200 figures from the Hollywood Wax Museum.

Because the list included a number of Biblical figures, the PR guy suggested that I promote it during Easter season.

He kindly sent me a link to high-quality photos of the figures. And let me tell you, words cannot describe the beauty and lifelikeness of them all.

(I can’t imagine why any museum would be able to part with them.)

Behold, The Last Supper, in all its waxy glory:


Just in case you’re unclear… Jesus is the blond. Here’s another angle:

So realistic that I almost expect them to start speaking.

(And maybe asking Jesus where he gets his hair done.)

The museum has immortalized many other historical figures in wax, including some presidents.

Here’s the Great Communicator, Ronald Reagan:


And JFK:

I think maybe the two of them should switch suits. And Ronnie could loan Jack some of his extra neck skin.


I'm not sure if the museum is closing, or just replacing some figures. Either way, this may be just the birthday gift for someone you love.

For only $2,000 (minimum bid), you or your loved one can display THIS amazing representation of our Lord and Savior:

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