Happy Birthday Nick the Geek!

You know Nick, you're not getting any younger. And because I'm a good friend, and a giver, I wanted to share the following video with you, you know, so you'll know how to take care of that little problem you'll probably start having now that you're of advanced age and all. You're welcome. Oh, and Happy Birthday!

Cuz you're a cowgirl...

Happy Birthday, Marns! I promise you, if you go to meet Jesus before I do, it will be my honor to shoot your ashes directly at Jon Bon Jovi.

Long lost footage of Nick the Geek

In honor of Nick's birthday, I searched far and wide (read Hulu) and came up with some rare, footage of Nick's early beginnings:



Happy Birthday Nick! You're like the annoying little virtual little brother I never had...

Happy Birthday Steph!!!

Another year older, another year wiser. Well, another year older at least. I searched high and low for the perfect birthday gift for you, but then remembered you already had a Snuggie, so I got you this instead. You're welcome!

Now where did we leave that spanking machine?

I just need 48 of you!

Please hop over to my site and wish my BIG AL a HAPPY 48th BIRTHDAY!

I'm hoping that 48 well wishes will be left for him to brighten this otherwise "dark" day. (He's NOT real happy!)

Feel free to leave some happy birthday advice, or a funny quote or a link that will make him smile (NO PORNO PLEASE!)

And please, whatever you do, don't say he reminds you of Richard Gere!
(It's a loooong story).

Will you help me make him smile today?