Twick or Tweet: The Ho-down

It's time for the Twitter Ho-down! I just couldn't resist the picture above because every time I look at it, I hear Helen's voice saying, "It's a twick!" Come on, you know you do, too. So anyway, blog those tweets and sign up below with Mr. Linky. He's the one below that's dressed up like a box of text.

Trading Symptoms

Tim Hawkins has some funny stuff. I share his sentiments on the side effects of some drugs being advertised. I trust my doctor to prescribe something appropriate if I complain about something, but there is no way I am going to be putting ideas in his head. You know, like maybe I prefer uncontrollable vomiting to joint pain...
"Well, maybe Helen needs her elbow so badly that the uncontrollable vomiting doesn't matter to her. She IS asking for it..."




Oh, yeah. I stole this from Stacy from Louisville. You know other people always find it before I do...

don't fight it

Hi, I'm Jeff. Katdish decided I should be allowed to post here. So blame her when it gets bad.

Let me tell you a little about me. I'm stubborn, and I fight with God a lot when He tries to move. I claim to like change, but only if He's changing someone else somewhere else. Some Christians would think of verses to help them but I like to use youtube. I know this is what will happen to me if I fight Jesus, so I try not to pick fights with Him often.

Long lost footage of Nick the Geek

In honor of Nick's birthday, I searched far and wide (read Hulu) and came up with some rare, footage of Nick's early beginnings:



Happy Birthday Nick! You're like the annoying little virtual little brother I never had...

Tweet Tweet: A Twitter Ho-down

I know, you can't believe it. It's time for another Twitter Ho-down. Where's your post? You can't play without a post. And I know you want to play. Sign up below with Mr. Linky. And don't mind his cough. I'm sure it's not swine flu.

Why NtG is not allowed to fly?

I'm just saying...

I Love All Of My Children. Kind Of.

Dear FOTTSPers,

You know that I'd rather you spent all of your interwebbing time re-reading my blog, but if you need to take an occasional break from all the scintilating spirituality, may I recommend emailsfromcrazypeople.com?

It may not be scripture, but it is full of beautiful and uplifting stories. Like this one:

David writes, “This was an email in response to our University’s latest mailing of our Alumni Magazine. I have removed all specifics to protect the guilty.”

You should know that before I throw in the trash your stupid “alumnus” magazine, some of us have good education and recognize evil when we see it. Where is the report questioning the awarding of degrees in Sociology, Women’s Studies, and the like? Where is the article questioning the renaming of the Business Administration school to something from outer space like management? There isn’t such a thing as “management”, it’s just a title awarded to employees instead of giving them a pay raise. Come on Uof__, get with reality. Jeepers. You’re looking like a bunch of fools.

Look, its time to realize that woman aren’t people. They just repeat yesterday all over again each day. If you listen to their conversations, you will note the absence of verbs. They can’t do life. They can’t do Earth. You shouldn’t have all your staff positions occupied by non-humans. It shows in your Alumnus magazine. Fake nonsense is not a good idea.

Class of ‘65

Love,

God

Safety First!

Hot Rod is, by far, one of the stupidest movies ever, but also one of the funniest. If you haven't seen Andy Samberg in action... here's a taste:



Stay safe over the weekend!

No robots were harmed in the writing of this Twitter Ho-down

Where has the week gone and what have you got to show for it? Oh yeah, tweets. Lots and lots of tweets. So how about writing a post about them then linking below with Mr. Linky? It'll be like a walk down memory lane for those suffering from short-term memory loss...

Gifts for all of you!

I am a HUGE fan of Katdish and her Sky Mall posts. The items in Sky Mall remind me that although people may have money, they don't necessarily have taste.

So imagine my happiness when I see that Neiman Marcus has released their 2009 Fantasy Holiday catalog!

One day, if I win the lottery and lose my mind, I'm buying all of you one of these.



And then I'll fly you all into my ranch (first class of course!) and we'll race. No pressure for letting me win since I bought you such a cool gift. No, really. No pressure.

Now if you'll excuse me, that lottery ticket ain't gonna by itself...

My cousin sent this email quiz to me. I usually don't pass these along, but this was so amazingly accurate, that I needed to share this with the world! Or at least with FOTTSP!


FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL. DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET, DO THE

SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO.



It's CRAZY how accurate this is!



No peeking !



1) Pick your favorite numb er between 1-9



2) Multiply by 3 then



3) Add 3



4) Then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator....)



5) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....



6) Add the digits together




Now Scroll down

................

With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:



1. Einstein

2. Oprah Winfrey

3. Snoopy

4. Bill Clinton

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Ronald Reagan

8. Babe Ruth

9.Helen at Random Musings

10. John F. Kennedy

I know, I know....I just have that effect on people. One day, you too can be like me.

P.S. Stop picking different numbers!! I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH

IT!!!!!!




Hope about joining Wendy in her LIfe is Funny blog carnival?

Sharing is Caring

Peter sent a link to a site where you can make your own animated videos.  I did just that, and because I am generous I wanted to share it with you.

Allow me to set the scene... We join our heroes at the coffee shop where they are catching up on events of the day...




And... you are welcome. So is it too early to be thinking about an Oscar?

Tweet 'em if you've got 'em

Alright, who's been tweeting? Inquiring minds want to know! Show us what we might have missed by not gluing ourselves to the computer as we should. Sign up with Mr. Linky below and link it up to your Twitter post. You know, your twitter post that's just dying to come out? Leave no tweet untwurned. Don't make me go on. It only gets worse from here.

Spread some Monkey Love

Yeah so the second I saw this I thought of FOTTSP.

I'm not sure I have the link setup right. The service is a mail service that is free for 500 list members. I was pointed that direction and it works for what I'm needing right now. Dunno if anyone else needs anything like that but there you go.

Of course I'm not posting this for the email service, but because I want to spread some Monkey Butt love.

Who's a good little Twitter Ho?

Okay people, who's joining in on the Twitter Ho-down this week? Don't hold back now, we know you've got tweets stashed somewhere. Just post 'em to your blog then sign up with Mr. Linky below. Operators are standing by.