The Twitter Ho-down - perverting our friends words for fun and profit

Have you been caught tweeting again? Well, clean up the mess you've made then sign up with Mr. Linky below. Is it warm in here, or is it just me? #goshitshot

For You On-the-Go Christians

I love working in ministry.  It gives me "hook-ups", if you will, to things you lay people couldn't dream of getting your hands on.  For instance:  what do the rest of you do if you're on a road trip and suddenly feel God calling you to join Him and your fellow travelers in communion?  You probably have to wait until you get back to your church, thus putting God off and disappointing Him mightily.

But those of us in ministry...well, we have that covered.

(My friend Timm, a youth pastor, thought the bottom one was Christian brass knuckles.  Those would be handy for a youth pastor, I think.  Just sayin)

I think we should all have these in our cars.  What if we have one of those "Ethiopian Eunuch" moments like Phillip did?  What if we lead a fellow traveler to follow Jesus, but there isn't a body of water around to baptize him?  No problem.  Just pull into a rest stop, and have communion. 

I get the non-profit rate and free shipping.  Let me know how many of these babies I can put you down for.

Ash Wednesday Song

Okay friends, tomorrow is Ash Wednesday. I probably will have a serious explanation on my blog tomorrow, but I saw this video on Ironic Catholic's site, and I had to share it with FOTTSP.
I hope no one is offended by it. I know I wasn't...

Because the small version just doesn't do it justice...

I love me a good pirate nun!

Tweeting with your imaginary friends

I love Twitter. Where else can you talk with so many imaginary people at once without people thinking you're crazy? Okay, maybe they still think you're crazy, but at least you're social and crazy. Good times.

The Trinity Ring

This came in the mail yesterday. I know, I was stunned by its beauty as well. As you can see, this is not a ring that just anyone can order. If you need the hook-up, you just let. me. know.

And guys, nothing says "Happy Valentines Day" like this ring. Maybe score bonus points with your sweetheart by pairing it with the Lord's Prayer Cross Necklace. You're welcome.

This will make your life complete!

Ever wish there was a way to take bacon with you wherever you went? Well guess what? Your dreams have come true!

Yes, the goodness of bacon yours for the squeezing! It's so practical and you can use it on anything! Life just doesn't get much better than this...

Patiently

Just thought I would add yet another entry into the blog carnival!

Bonus? I was TOTALLY at this concert! Fourth row - do you see me? It was at the Summit (now referred to as Joel Osteen's church - Grrr...)



Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find my hair brush and air guitar...

Because even SNL refused to air this

So Ashton Kutcher hosted Saturday Night Live this week. And apparently he did one of those fake commercials for them that they decided NOT to air. Fortunately, NBC DID put it online.

So I present to you... the next wave in social networking:

Sorry/You're welcome.

The Super Bowl ads follow FOTTSP

I'm outraged, we were ahead of this trend but will anyone give us credit? I think they owe us some royalties for this. Next think you know awesome cat will be staring in the Super Bowl halftime.

Hey everyone! Steph did a Twitter Ho-down post!

To honor this momentous occasion in which Steph is gracing us with at Twitter Ho-down post, I'm posting this post early. We all need the extra time to savor her writing and be thrilled with her presence in the Ho-down. But in all honesty... WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!! Now that that's been said, sign up with Mr. Linky below once you've finished your own less-than-Stephmazing post. No pressure or anything.

Don't look for Katdish here

Okay, Katdish announced on Twitter just recently that she wouldn't be doing a Twitter Ho-down post this week. I've heard that before somewhere... Click away below to see what everyone else had to say this week. And maybe Katdish, too (since she's not the boss of herself). You just never know about these things around here.

The real reason...

You might wonder what it was in Katdish's past that turned her against clowns. I mean, clowns are happy, right? How could anyone hate a clown? But after doing some searching, I found this video taken at one of Kat's early birthday parties...

Mystery solved.

Happy Birthday, Wolfie Mo

Today is Mozart's birthday. So in celebration......

Once upon a time, during the 1991 Mozart Bicentennial, the Mozarteum decided to open its vaults and archives to the general public. It went without saying that a great number of tourists, scholars, music lovers and Mozart affectionados took all of the guided tours.

As one very young man and his parents were passing through the hallowed halls, the tour guide actually took them into an inner sanctum where teams of archaeologists and anthropologists were furiously busy constructing clay and plaster likenesses of the great WAM, with varying degrees of success.

"Those are pretty good!" The very young man exclaimed.

"Yes," the tour guide nodded proudly. "They are based on castings made from a skull believed to be mozart's. You an see the skull for yourself, under the glass case."

The battered, pitiful skull looked dolefully back at them from under a brass name plate, which had been firmly nailed into the cranium. What was even more curious was the even smaler skull beside it.

"Whose skull is that?" The very young man asked.

"Oh, that one is the skull of Mozart as a child."

Peace is Flowing Like a River

Bridget Chumbley is sponsoring a blog carnival on the word Peace today. I don't have anything wise to say on the subject, not even on my own blog, but wanted to share this song, and this visual on the subject.

Twitter-rama

You've been tweeting again. Don't deny it. We've all seen you doing it. TWSS. Admitting it is the first step to... Well, it's the first step to something. So post your tweets already. The world is waiting to share in your brilliance.

Insight into the madness that is my household

This awesome commercial has been out a while, but it will be legendary in my house for decades to come. Not a week goes by we don't quote something from it. That and lyrics from random 80's rap songs and the quotes by the dead terrorist. Yeah, we're weird. At any rate, enjoy!

that's my King

I'm not usually a very serious guy, and I don't tend to enjoy serious videos, so this type of post from me is rare. Now, I'm sure everyone here has seen some video with Lockridge's famous, "That's my King," sermon soundbites. I know I've seen a lot. But I was asked to show such a video for a rock concert we had for our youth group last month, so I began to search for a new one. This is the one I found that moved me the most. It had more of the sermon than any other that I have seen, and the music was more moving to me. Of course, I'm really into heavy metal, so I like my praise music a little rockier than some (or most). I often worship in my car to Disciple and Demon Hunter. So if you like Jesus, and perhaps a little bit of rock, this video is for you. If you don't like rock music, but you still like Jesus, perhaps this VIDEO would be better suited for you.

I tweet, therefore I am

Who's tweeting? Tell us about it. Inquiring minds want to know...

Giving Katdish nightmares

I scare because I care. Okay, not really. It's just fun to torment Katdish