Why NtG is not allowed to fly?

I'm just saying...

New Position Available on FOTTSP

It seems that one of the brightest stars of The Fellowship of the Traveling Smartypants will be unable to write for us for awhile. Possibly 5 to 10 years, or 3 to 5 with good behavior. (Which we all know is a long shot at best.) It seems there was an unfortunate miscalculation with a t-shirt cannon, magnesium and an unsuspecting eyeball belonging to the only daughter of a small southern town. That's really all I have at the moment. The details are still sketchy.

This is an intern position. Your responsibilities will include, but not be limited to the following:

1. Fixing uploaded video problems on this site and other sites written by the contributors of FOTTSP.
2. Washing Katdish's car.
3. Emptying Marni's ped egg.
4. Emptying Peter P's peg egg. (Did I mention that the "P" stood for pirate?)
5. Checking Sherri's comments for typos. (This actually could turn into a full time position.)
6. Opening the occasional can of whup-ass on Nick the Geek.
7. Whatever else we come up with.

Will you be one of the few, the shameless, the Smartypantsers?