Each Saturday night here at Smarty Pants, Ethbay will be holding tutorial classes for all those wishing to become fluent in Pig Latin. Class size is limited and is offered on a first come-first served basis, so Ignsay Puay Odaytay!
So, I have to admit, I figured the first time I'd post on FoTTSP, I imagined that I'd write something incredibly witty and super awesome, maybe with something in it to make you think. Instead, this is what you get.