Each Saturday night here at Smarty Pants, Ethbay will be holding tutorial classes for all those wishing to become fluent in Pig Latin. Class size is limited and is offered on a first come-first served basis, so Ignsay Puay Odaytay!
I know. It's been a long time since I've posted anything here. It's been a long time since anyone has posted here. What's up with that? Well, I'm here now, and I'm posting an awesome video. You're welcome.
I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet pretty heavily. My windows were getting icy and my wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart under the strain. Unable to drive any further because of the ice building up on my front window I suddenly had a great idea. I stopped and began to overturn large rocks until I located two very lethargic hibernating rattle snakes. I grabbed them up, straightened them out flat and installed them on my blades and they worked just fine. What! You've never heard of . . . wind chilled vipers?
Everything sounds more intelligent in a British accent, right? Even the lyrics to a childhood cartoon intro can become profound if you hear it through the right voice. Don't believe me? Check it out.
I sent this to Kathy via email. She couldn't open the attachment. I took that as a sign that I should post it here so she could enjoy it. And you all can too.
It has been a while since anyone posted here, so I thought it was time to share with you that my hovercraft is full of eels (My husband LOVES to tell that to people!). Anyways, enjoy the MP skeetch!