Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants

Winter Driving

2012-01-07T07:42:00.000-08:00

I read this joke on Happy Catholic's blog over the summer, and had to share it with you all!

I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet pretty heavily. My windows were getting icy and my wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart under the strain.

Unable to drive any further because of the ice building up on my front window I suddenly had a great idea. I stopped and began to overturn large rocks until I located two very lethargic hibernating rattle snakes. I grabbed them up, straightened them out flat and installed them on my blades and they worked just fine.

What! You've never heard of . . . wind chilled vipers?

Classic Friday Folly!

2011-11-04T08:48:00.000-07:00

If you thought '5 cm' before you chuckled...you might be a nerd.

Friday Funny

2011-10-07T08:26:00.000-07:00

Thought of "some" of you when I saw this. Snort!

Sharing is caring

2011-09-26T08:13:00.000-07:00

DuckTales...whoo hoo

2011-09-20T10:42:00.000-07:00

Everything sounds more intelligent in a British accent, right? Even the lyrics to a childhood cartoon intro can become profound if you hear it through the right voice. Don't believe me? Check it out.

Ahoy, Me Beauties and Bilge Rats!

2011-09-19T06:23:00.000-07:00

'tis International speak Like a scurvy pirate Day! How do ye plan on celebratin'?

My name is John Daker.

2011-08-30T05:31:00.000-07:00

Seriously?! Did Captain Kirk get rid of the Klingons...

2011-08-25T12:33:00.000-07:00

Like I really need to see this while watching Man v Food.

Because politics are so much fun...

2011-08-17T09:08:00.000-07:00

I sent this to Kathy via email. She couldn't open the attachment. I took that as a sign that I should post it here so she could enjoy it. And you all can too.

This one's for the Gipper. And Katdish.

The power of music: I love cats

2011-07-14T07:02:00.000-07:00

While this video is compelling:

When set to music, it REALLY comes alive, don't you think?

(Note: I've been told this lady is an actress, but still. Pretty dang funny.)

How is Your Hovercraft?

2011-06-24T13:07:00.000-07:00

It has been a while since anyone posted here, so I thought it was time to share with you that my hovercraft is full of eels (My husband LOVES to tell that to people!). Anyways, enjoy the MP skeetch!

BTW, if you ever do need to translate "My hovercraft is full of eels" into Hungarian, or perhaps German or Spanish, click here.

Marcel the Shell (with shoes)

2011-05-25T20:41:00.000-07:00

I was introduced to this little guy at praise team practice. He's cute. And weird. In a word--perfect.

Anyone we know?

2011-05-06T04:29:00.000-07:00

Apparently our President is now a giant...

2011-04-28T09:17:00.000-07:00

Oh, how He loves...you!

2011-04-21T11:02:00.000-07:00

He really does love you. He even did this for you:

Happy Easter. He is risen, indeed!

Riding the Roomba

2011-04-15T12:21:00.000-07:00

Dis is rock n roll

2011-04-14T08:19:00.000-07:00

Do you know what rock n roll is? Well, watch this video and learn.

Freedom Rock...Well turn it up man!!

2011-04-13T08:02:00.000-07:00

These guys were the original living in a van down by the river dudes.

Those Swedes think of everything

2011-04-04T22:01:00.000-07:00

Greatest drummer ever!!!

2011-03-21T10:11:00.000-07:00

I bow to the superior skills of the gold jacket...

INVITE SOMEONE TO CHURCH

2011-02-27T11:44:00.000-08:00

It makes sense I suppose

2011-02-17T04:20:00.000-08:00

In search of Awesome Cat

2011-02-13T12:17:00.000-08:00

Is THIS what you were looking for?

Group Therapy, Anyone?

2011-02-07T09:23:00.000-08:00

I know we usually don't post videos with subtitles here, but I was watching this video yesterday and thought it was hysterical! I hope you all enjoy it!

Doesn't it make you wonder what we'd be like if we had a session together? I promise I'd try to make my personalities behave so you all would get a turn!

Reading The Phone Book

2011-02-04T19:19:00.000-08:00

Per @Duane_Scott's request:

Expect the unexpected

2011-02-03T22:30:00.000-08:00

Bunny Saves Family

2011-01-25T11:23:00.000-08:00

In her guest post on my blog last week, Bun Bun publicly chastised me for not contributing to this blog in so long. It is with a hat tip to her, that I offer you the tale of this heroic lagamorph.

Sorry about the lack of pancakes in this post.

Ain't science grand?

2011-01-12T11:11:00.000-08:00

A Superhero + A Viral Internet Legend = LOL

2011-01-12T10:11:00.000-08:00

Does the Keyboard Cat ever get old? Timeless humor for twisted people like me...

Those amazing animals

2011-01-05T09:23:00.000-08:00

I've never really understood why anyone would own a bird. Okay, I had some finches once when I was in junior high school until I came home one day to find some tail feathers sticking out of my cat's mouth. But I digress...

I think it's pretty amusing that people can teach some birds to talk, but I wonder if sometimes folks cross the line when training a talking bird.

Check out this video:

Now watch this one. I don't know about you, but I don't think I'd want my parrot singing this in the middle of the night:

Yeah...not a fan of parrots.

Just in time for your Christmas shopping

2010-11-29T06:27:00.000-08:00

I guess some people just aren't ready to come out about their love of Snuggies...

If I could talk to the animals

2010-11-05T18:05:00.000-07:00

A Handy / Dandy Scripture Chart

2010-11-02T20:39:00.000-07:00

A friend from Church sent this to me in an email today. I've said many of these things myself over the last few years. Months. Weeks. Days... I needed the reminder, and wanted to share this because I figure, hey, I'm probably not the only one.

HANDY LITTLE CHART - GOD HAS A POSITIVE ANSWER:

YOU SAY	GOD SAYS	BIBLE VERSES
You say: 'It's impossible'	God says: All things are possible	( Luke 18:27)
You say: 'I'm too tired'	God says: I will give you rest	( Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: 'Nobody really loves me'	God says: I love you	( John 3:1 6 & John3:34 )
You say: 'I can't go on'	God says: My grace is sufficient	(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)
You say: 'I can't figure things out'	God says: I will direct your steps	(Proverbs 3:5- 6)
You say: 'I can't do it'	God says: You can do all things	( Philippians 4:13)
You say: 'I'm not able'	God says: I am able	(II Corinthians 9:8)
You say:'It's not worth it'	God says: It will be worth it	(Roman 8:28 )
You say: 'I can't forgive myself'	God says: I Forgive you	(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
You say: 'I can't manage'	God says: I will supply all your needs	( Philippians 4:19)
You say: 'I'm afraid'	God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear	( II Timothy 1:7)
You say: 'I'm always worried and frustrated'	God says: Cast all your cares on ME	(I Peter 5:7)
You say: 'I'm not smart enough'	God says: I give you wisdom	(I Corinthians 1:30)
You say: 'I feel all alone'	God says: I will never leave you or forsake you	(Hebrews 13:5)

Coolest Halloween light show. Ever.

2010-10-31T12:50:00.000-07:00

Okay, I posted this over on my blog, but not everybody sees my blog. Why? I just don't know, but I'm busily hunting those people down as we speak. Since I'm a giver though, I didn't want anyone to miss out. So here's a video of the coolest Halloween light show ever. You're welcome.

If it's too small, you can click on the YouTube link at the bottom right of the screen and see it larger. It's worth the click.

Now THAT'S snazzy!

2010-10-27T13:55:00.000-07:00

Love your Snuggie, but just not getting all the privacy you need? You need the Snazzy Napper! It makes napping in public much more comfortable. With it's burka-esque lines, you're sure to not stand out like a sore thumb! Just look!

Now get on the phone and order one now! Hey, with Christmas coming, you could take care of your whole gift list with one call! Hmmm... I wonder which color Katdish would want...

Happy Birthday Nick the Geek!

2010-10-26T16:24:00.000-07:00

You know Nick, you're not getting any younger. And because I'm a good friend, and a giver, I wanted to share the following video with you, you know, so you'll know how to take care of that little problem you'll probably start having now that you're of advanced age and all. You're welcome. Oh, and Happy Birthday!

Does it feel like a party in here? Or is it just me?

2010-10-12T16:34:00.000-07:00

You know, it's been a long time since we've had a good hullaballoo here at FOTTSP - a sad fact that we should fix right now! Everybody got their dancing shoes on?

Thunderbusters

2010-10-07T07:44:00.000-07:00

Lame or awesome? I vote Awesome!

IT'S FRIDAY!

2010-10-01T11:07:00.001-07:00

Have a great weekend at your nut house...I will be at mine!

Untitled (Because the Story is Too Awesome to Sum up in a Few Kitchy Words)

2010-09-29T21:30:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone! I know I have been neglecting this blog lately, and I am sorry. By the time I usually see the funny videos, they have already made the rounds and I am sure you all have seen it by then.

But the other day I was looking at a blog that included this video. It is NOT a silly video at all, though. I hope that when God demands I pray for the "impossible", I listen even if I am afraid of looking like a dope.

you'd better think before you cheat

2010-09-23T10:14:00.000-07:00

I do not condone cheating on your special someone. I have no interest in cheating on Sarah. If I had any interest in doing so, it would have been erased seconds into this video. Holy cats.

Dogs of Glory

2010-09-03T15:26:00.000-07:00

I have nothing to say about this video that can possible make it less disturbing than it already is.

You have been warned.

Pop, lock and drop it

2010-08-31T12:36:00.000-07:00

Squirrels remind me of Steph because she loves them so. So I dedicate this video to her. If the squirrel had pop and locked, I would dedicate this to you Jon, but alas...

Finally, your dream of being a fast food worker can be realized

2010-08-27T13:53:00.000-07:00

Not everyone is cut out for the job of fast food fry cook. But after watching the following video, you'll be well on your way.

Now get on out there and fry something!

Angry Panda

2010-08-11T15:29:00.000-07:00

Cuddly and sweet? Not so fast....

In the name of good taste...I changed to a different funny video.

2010-08-10T13:57:00.000-07:00

Okay...maybe my flatulent televangelist was over the top for most of you. My apologies...

But this aime of the flight attendant losing it has got to make you laugh! Steve Slater Hong Kong style.

Opulence - I has it

2010-08-09T06:46:00.000-07:00

I freaking love this commercial...

Happy Birthday Katdish!

2010-08-05T06:17:00.000-07:00

Katdish, I know I've given you this gift before, but I was thinking you might need a refresher. Happy Birthday!

Get up, Stand up and Dance- OR- How to Start a Cult

2010-08-03T21:05:00.000-07:00

There are two kinds of people are prominent in the world; those who stand for something they believe in, and those who are weird and want attention.

People who hold out and separate themselves from the pack due to an undeniable belief in some principle will find themselves alone at times. They may or may not find some like-minded compatriot by their side, but if they do, everyone else had better watch out, because according to this short little gem of a video, a movement is about to begin.

Then there are those who are complete weirdos. These types are thinking (or not) on their own "plane of existence" and flail and hop around then call it dancing. If these people get their first follower, you can expect trends and terrible clothing lines to follow, maybe even a cult. If it becomes a movement, then you can anticipate a kool-aid craze and casualties to follow.

If you're a leader, which kind are you?

trololo

2010-08-02T08:01:00.000-07:00

Usually when one of the teenagers tell me I should check out a song, I end up enjoying it. I do like much of what they like, even though I may not listen to it often on my own time. Of course, there are exceptions that I do not like at all: Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers, My Chemical Romance, and this guy:

Taste the rainbow.... Again.

2010-07-27T08:54:00.000-07:00

You only thought you'd seen the last of this rainbow... Double rainbow! What does this mean?!

Dude...not in the shower!

2010-07-22T08:12:00.000-07:00

Start posting your questions raised by this 24 second video...

(One at a time please)

Never argue with an ibex

2010-07-16T09:23:00.000-07:00

Words to live by.

As far as I can tell, the guy is interviewing the ibex on its satisfaction with its country's government.

Apparently this is the Glenn Beck of goats.

2010-07-15T13:04:00.000-07:00

I have no idea what this is, but it has Candy's name, all over it.

It's Sing Along Time!

2010-07-14T12:08:00.000-07:00

Hey kids! It's sing along time! C'mon and join in - you know the words!

Now let's all go press some flowers, shall we?

You know it's funny...go ahead and laugh.

2010-07-09T10:51:00.001-07:00

With due credit to Michelle at Losing Michelle, I can laugh because I am one....Baptastic!

Happy Birthday, America!

2010-07-04T00:01:00.001-07:00

On today, our country's birthday, I thought I'd share what makes me most proud to be an American: the Muppets.

For Manly Men Only...

2010-07-01T19:23:00.000-07:00

I know, I know, way too late for Father's Day. But Marni's post inspired me!

Pleasantly Disturbed

2010-07-01T09:36:00.000-07:00

In the great tradition of "I notice that you're gangster..." I bring you...

Well, I'm not exactly sure what this is...

Sorry/you're welcome.

It's the Dad Life

2010-06-30T08:37:00.000-07:00

Dad Life from Church on the Move on Vimeo.

interrupting the fun

2010-06-25T05:44:00.000-07:00

Sorry to interrupt our usual nonsense with a serious post, but I'm not really sorry. That was just a nice way of starting this post and seeming like a sincerely nice guy. I fake apologized for a good reason, though. I'm selph-promoting today. I'm leaving tomorrow for 8 days with my youth group, and if you wouldn't mind praying for us and sending notes of encouragement, I wouldn't mind saying, "thank you," when I return. For details about how you can pray for us and how you can encourage us, please click on the picture.

Facebook in Real Life

2010-06-21T14:01:00.000-07:00

Happy Friday

2010-06-18T08:48:00.001-07:00

I Pray for You

2010-06-16T06:54:00.000-07:00

I don't know about the rest of you, but sometimes, this is how I really want to pray for others. Can I get a witness?

Sorry/You're Welcome

Even God Strongly Dislikes Tuesdays

2010-06-15T21:02:00.000-07:00

Dearest people,
I can't stand it anymore! I've heard enough of you crying out to me that I just can't hold back any longer, I have to say something. I know you all hate Tuesdays and I get that you wonder why I even made the stupid day. I know that I'm perfect, and you say that you believe so, but you still have your reservations every once in a while. Don't lie about it, I can read your minds. It isn't much different from cracking a fortune cookie open, only you're less profound than one of those itty-bitty morsels of goodness most of the time!

Regardless, I am perfect and don't do anything wrong. But... if I were to go back and do it all over again, I might skip Tuesday in the whole creation thing. I could do it now if I wanted, but I don't roll like that, so just know it isn't going to happen, no matter what I say tonight.

If I'm being honest, (why do I say that? It isn't like I can lie) I'd have to admit that I hate Tuesdays too. You see, they're just so difficult. They aren't like Mondays that go by fast because half of you are too busy nursing hangovers and the other half are playing catchup from Friday. They aren't encouraging like Wednesdays because the work week is half over. Thursdays are nice because Friday is tomorrow, and they're certainly not like Fridays because believe it or not, I party on Fridays more than you little humans do.

Tuesdays are hard even for Me because they go slower than Mondays, more than half of the week is waiting for Me and I have to listen to all of you complain about it. I can't wait to get to the weekend either because that's when I get to chill out on a throne of your praise even though half of you are still singing songs from 1992. You need to cut that out and get with the times, alright?

Either way, I'm debating on taking Tuesday out of Heaven. I have more flexibility here because everyone up in this joint gets to see Me and what I'm up to all the time and they don't freak out like you all do down there whenever I start something new.

That means that you've got something to look forward to.

BTW my people, Tuesday is almost over for this week.

Lovies,
God

Hey, I need a new printer!

2010-06-11T09:14:00.000-07:00

I've been thinking of getting a new printer and this decided it for me.

Now to raid my daughter's toy box...

Annoying Orange: Grandpa Lemon

2010-06-09T15:41:00.000-07:00

I'm sure most of you have seen this hilarious series, but just in case...

I've not seen a funnier fruit since the Richard Simmons Deal-a-Meal infomercials.

I didn't know kids were into that these days...

Yeah, it's a Ho-down. And?

2010-06-04T07:25:00.000-07:00

Okay, okay. I've been remiss in my duties. But hey, you have been, too. So, where's your Ho-down post? Hmmm...? Yeah, I thought so. Well get to writing one. Go on. Skedaddle. And don't come back her until you have something to share with the rest of us. And Mr. Linky.

The Day I Said NO to Katdish

2010-06-02T12:52:00.000-07:00

There I was, one sunny morning, minding my own business (as I am famed for doing).

Eating some cereal, playing scrabble and relaxing with hardly a care in the world.

I was woken from my day-dreaming state by the rude sound of my phone buzzing and beeping to tell me that I had a new text message.

I hurried to check the message, maybe it was a sweet note from my wife. Excitedly I grabbed the phone and read what was on the screen.

It wasn't from my wife. It wasn't from my wife at all.

It was from Katdish. Another request for me to do something for her.

Great.

It was then that a thought entered my mind, one which I had previously kept firmly at bay one which, had my mind not been dwelling on the disappointment of the text NOT being from my wife, would never have made it past my mental barricade.

"What If I said "NO"?"

Oooo, the thrill just of thinking that swept over me.

What would that be like? Could I do it?

There would certainly be a back-lash. Did I have what it takes to survive such an onslaught?

Billy Coffey, the great writer of fictional truths (as he describes himself) has often told me he'd 'have my back' in these situations.

I've never been quite sure what that phrase means, but I find it quite comforting and even emboldening.

YES! I could do it. I could grow a spine and say NO!

Boldly I reached out to type the word but as I did so, something prodded at the back of my mind... the phrase "fictional truths" started spreading doubt through my consciousness.

What does Billy Coffey mean by fictional truths? Does he mean that not every word he writes is the complete truth? If so, how do we know which words to believe and which not to?

How can I believe that he would 'have my back'? Maybe that was just a fictional phrase he created to trick me into stepping into a minefield from which there was no escape.

I slumped back in my chair.

The doubt was too great. I couldn't run that risk.

I resigned myself to my usual answer of "Yes, Ma'am" -until, that is, my cunning mind thought of another possibility:

What if I said no anyway, even though I didn't mean it?

How would that be?... A shiver ran down my spine.

I could say no, and do the work at the same time thus experiencing the thrill of saying no yet having the protection of being able to prove I was only joking.

Without a second thought, I typed those two glorious letters:

N O

Clicking send, I waited for the expected emotional rush....

It never came.

Maybe it was the fear or reprisals at my little joke, or maybe it was the knowledge that I was lying. Whichever it was, I felt strangely empty.

After the emotional roller coaster of the last seven seconds (which is all this whole process had taken), this was a huge let down.

I don't know... is this how it would feel to say no for real?

Would there be no adrenaline-filled payoff to offset the retaliation which would be sure to follow?

Have you ever said no to her?

If so, how was it for you?

I never really liked this song...

2010-06-01T19:42:00.000-07:00

Until now. I think this cover of the Carrie Underwood classic is AWESOME!

Public Service Announcement for Couch Potatoes

2010-05-28T18:38:00.000-07:00

You're welcome.

If God had texted the Ten Commandments

2010-05-25T07:22:00.001-07:00

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

1.no1 b4 me. srsly.
2.dnt wrshp pix/idols
3.no omg’s
4.no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5.pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6.dnt kill ppl
7.:-X only w/ m8
8.dnt steal
9.dnt lie re: bf
10.dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

Don't let a concussion stand in the way of your goals.

2010-05-23T14:18:00.000-07:00

I feel totally motivated now, don't you?

A History Lesson

2010-05-21T19:00:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time, a time not all that long ago, there was no such thing as "email" or "texting". People sent their "texts" on paper, sometimes using an instrument known as a "typewriter".

Here is a musical clip showing a woman constructing this paper text, referred to here as a "letter" on said instrument.

Typography

2010-05-14T22:41:00.000-07:00

So, I have to admit, I figured the first time I'd post on FoTTSP, I imagined that I'd write something incredibly witty and super awesome, maybe with something in it to make you think. Instead, this is what you get.

Typography from Ronnie Bruce on Vimeo.

Pretty AWESOME, right?

Hey Look a new website!

2010-05-10T20:09:00.000-07:00

I reserve the right to use this blog to shamelessly self promote myself. But y'all do too, so there you go.

I'm releasing my new website to the rest of the world next week (probably), but wanted y'all to come over and connect with me on Google Friends connect so I don't look like a total loser when everyone else goes over there. I know you'll do this because you love me, and not because I can revoke your publishing rights on this blog.

katdish.net

Not that I would ever do that...

Look who's coming to supper...as we say here in the South.

2010-05-10T08:53:00.000-07:00

I'm a contributor! I'm a contributor!

I'd like to thank all the people (Katdish) who finally realized I was a big fish in a small pond and plucked me from the scum...

Now where in the heck am I?

To honor this occasion, please allow me to post a song to commemorate from a living legend...Mr. Barry Manilow!

(Since his stuff is obviously copy written material, I found a suitable substitute to sing these powerful words of inspiration written by none other than the man himself...Barry Manilow)

Wedding Feasts

2010-05-09T00:01:00.000-07:00

It's nice to have a group blog to go to when I can't post on my own.

And today I can not post on my own.

My husband's friend, my cousin's husband, passed away on May fourth.

My family usually doesn't read my blog, but on occasion they are bored enough to see what I have been up to....

So I am hiding here today. I never gave them this web address. They'd have to be bored enough to click my blog roll to get here, and I don't think that will happen.

It is Tuesday night, and I won't be able to sleep until this poem is written, and at least scheduled to post. So scheduled to post it is... Thank you, fottsp friends, for indulging me once again.

Weddings

Your speech was simple and sweet

The toast you shared was an Irish blessing

You were an excellent best man

the perfect choice to pair with my maid of honor

You both must have agreed

because two years later you were an even more perfect bride and groom

So hopeful, so loving, so loved

And the joy shared by our family and friends increased exponentially

We danced at each other's weddings

Prayed for and with each other at weekly meetings

Saw one another at family functions

Joined each other for dinner on occasion

You took care of yourself and your beloved

No caffeine, NutraSweet, or sugar...

Fresh fruit juice flavored your carbonated water

yet you were careful not to impose these views on others

But cancer does not follow any rules

It steals the life we all had known

It doesn't care who you are, what you've done, or how much you're loved

It just thunders in like a marauding army

So our happy times soon ended

You wanted to be alone in your suffering

Just you and your beloved

No one else to share what was left of your life

There is no more hope for happy times together

The ones we shared years ago will have to suffice

Until we meet again at the wedding banquet

Prepared by God for His Son and those He has chosen.

Tweet like the wind!

2010-05-06T19:58:00.000-07:00

You've been tweeting again, haven't you? Admitting it is the first step to, well, tweeting even more. So go ahead and let it all out. We're here for you.

Happy Birthday Annie!!!

2010-05-05T09:44:00.000-07:00

I wasn't quite sure how to wrap it, so...

You're welcome! *snort*

T.G.I.T.H.D.

2010-04-30T07:02:00.000-07:00

Who has to go twitter?

Stripper says Good Morning

2010-04-26T08:34:00.001-07:00

I've got one of those snazzy phones. This morning, when I was awaken by my abusive phone, I struggled to keep my eyes open long enough to see who was insistently trying to contact me. A string of chat messages from my friend were on my phone, and he told me he had just read my Pre-Tuesday post, and here was a video that would make my Post-Sunday a wonderful day. Moving my thumb to click the link, I sleepily rubbed my eyes while it loaded. Here it is:

I wish I could say the smile stamped across my face right now was because I had read my Bible or had my favorite coffee. Or that I was wearing some odd underwear. That would be normal. But the truth is, this male stripper did the trick. Actually, I've been surfing youtube for all the crazy dancers in between business calls. Needless to say, I've had an incredible day so far! I just figured if anyone's having one of those crappy Mond.... Pre-Tuesdays, this might help. This following video reminds me of myself when I "get down."

Nuff Said. Probably too much said. Oh well.

I'm not that kind of a ho!

2010-04-23T09:49:00.000-07:00

It's Friday, and you know what that means! No, not the start of the weekend. It's the Twitter Ho-down! I know, you're thrilled. So link up below. You'll be glad you did. Oh, and if you didn't see it, please feel free to check out today's other post - it's a hoot!

If I liked it then I should have put some cream on it...

2010-04-23T06:55:00.000-07:00

Not to usurp the Ho-down, but I just HAD to share. Happy Friday!

Bear, hunter, ninja

2010-04-21T08:01:00.000-07:00

Some may ask why. I ask, "Why not?"

Twitterific

2010-04-16T07:43:00.000-07:00

Yes, it's time for the Twitter Ho-down. You know what to do.

We can tweet if we want to

2010-04-09T07:46:00.000-07:00

Time for the Twitter Ho-down, people! Now get off your duff and do a Twitter post already. Don't make me shake my finger at you.

Time for something new?

2010-04-08T15:25:00.000-07:00

About this time last year this blog was something ... I don't know what but something. A small group of people would run up hundreds of comments on totally inappropriate posts and twisting it into something even more inappropriate. This group grew and then some of them discovered twitter and ran up thousands of tweets. Now they are invading email with hundreds of emails and I wonder if it is time for something new?

For less than $50 a year we can register a domain name and host with none other than Peter Pollock. We can setup a WordPressMU blog and create a social site on the BuddyPress platform. This allows for Activity Streams, Extended Profiles, Extensible Groups, Friend Connections, Messaging, Forums, and WP blogging.

I would be happy to get it setup and provide the premium buddypress theme package (this will cost my $80 but I can use this in other places for my design business)

Is this something that should be considered?

Wherein this dog has that singing purple dinosaur beat

2010-04-07T19:49:00.000-07:00

Where did the sheep go?

2010-04-07T14:57:00.000-07:00

If you remember correctly, this isn't the first time I have posted pictures combining our awesome saviour, and a flesh-eating carnivore. Yeah, I'm special that way.

So much for the theory of evolution.

Snort!!

2010-04-06T10:25:00.000-07:00

And for you guys on here...my apologies. Sort of.

Caption Please: Batman Fighting a Shark with a Lightsaber

2010-04-05T14:05:00.000-07:00

Let's be honest here. This is awesome.

However, it seems to be lacking in caption.

While some people might think it doesn't need captioning, I have a feeling that this group of smartas--smartypants can come up with something pretty funny.

So... go.

Happy Easter!

2010-04-04T00:01:00.001-07:00

Tweet like the wind!

2010-04-02T09:16:00.000-07:00

You've got a Twitter Ho-down post? Go ahead and flaunt it. No really. Go ahead. You're not getting any younger, you know.

And the tweet goes on

2010-03-26T07:16:00.000-07:00

You knew it was coming and now it's here. The Twitter Ho-down! You do have a twitter post, don't you? Everyone who's anyone does.

If you can't be a Twitter Ho...

2010-03-25T05:29:00.000-07:00

Not everyone can be a Twitter Ho. But now, there's a book to help those who can't.

Bless you, Velvet Jones, for giving non-Twitter Ho's some hope.

Women's Herstory: Did you see what I just did there?

2010-03-24T00:01:00.000-07:00

Did you know that March is Women's History Month? Not being in school anymore, I tend to forget who gets what month dedicated to them. I have also forgotten some key women in history and their contributions that changed the world. Don't get me wrong: I'm not a misogynist. I love women. I've just never had a convenient way to help me remember everything. Thanks to Will Forte, now I do. And in honor of all the lady contributors to this blog, I wish you all a Happy Women's Herstory month,.

There really is no excuse for this.

2010-03-23T06:35:00.000-07:00

I think this video speaks for itself.

Jewda, this one's for you.

2010-03-20T09:07:00.000-07:00

Another week, another Twitter Ho-down

2010-03-19T07:44:00.000-07:00

Why yes, it is time for the Twitter Ho-down. Why do you ask?